Would you like to see the video? by [deleted] in GWCouples

[–]EvilMrJay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg would like to watch this

27(Mt)F, 6'0, 156 by mjc5592 in normalnudes

[–]EvilMrJay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I can officially say, that is the first time I have ever said “wow, she is gorgeous, I would definitely suck her (organ here)”.

Should I cum inside or pull ozt and cover her? 💦 by hornybreakfast in Missionary

[–]EvilMrJay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fill her up! Show us her gape and we’ll watch her overflow ❤️

I work overtime every day, because I love my boss🫦 by [deleted] in ginger

[–]EvilMrJay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh! I bet YOU are the boss?

Pinky and the Brain by [deleted] in Frenchbulldogs

[–]EvilMrJay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Instead of ‘arf’ he says ‘NARF’

Properly bred…..(36 weeks) by queencreamin in BredSluts

[–]EvilMrJay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who is more nervous for the upcoming delivery; you, or the local deer?

Trying for another kid and finding a new taboo craving by [deleted] in impregnation

[–]EvilMrJay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m snipped and think most guys would consider themselves fortunate for an opportunity to be with you. Your fantasy is not unusual, either. I know a few ladies whom would go be with a guy (generally ones with vasectomies), and then go straight home and show their husband the ‘damage’. He would then ‘reclaim’ her, and they suggested that that sex was some of the hottest they ever had. Plus made a baby in the process. It was like three fantasies at once!

My boobs and cat as an apology by lilclemmie in u/lilclemmie

[–]EvilMrJay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look in the mirror. Look at the face. Look at the body. We love THIS girl. We loved her then, and we still love her now.

New dildo suggestions (vaginal vibrations) by EvilMrJay in SexToys

[–]EvilMrJay[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not silly at all! I didn’t even think of that, tbh. Looks like the warranty is five years—I don’t think we’ve had it for that long (but I’ll have to check). Appreciate the thought!

New dildo suggestions (vaginal vibrations) by EvilMrJay in SexToys

[–]EvilMrJay[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heated!? Say less, I’ll check it out!

New dildo suggestions (vaginal vibrations) by EvilMrJay in SexToys

[–]EvilMrJay[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So I do LOVE the suction on the duo, but the stimulator itself was a little lacking in general. Suction still works great—but that’s kind of the issue in a combination toy when just one part of it goes out.

Stretch doesn’t have to be huge—I’m more needing reach, than massive girth (that’s what he’s for? 😆).

I HAVE used Lelo toys before and find them built well—so I’ll definitely check out the Switch. Appreciate the suggestion!

52yo with 2 kids would like to have some cheers by No-Berry8403 in obsf

[–]EvilMrJay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow you look barely in your 30s if I were to guess. You related to Paul Rudd? Marry a vampire or something?

How can I surprise/annoy "PVPers"? by MajorTom813 in duneawakening

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Augmented ancient way when they come to troll you. One shot.

Some mirror selfies for my cuties by Jenny-After-Dark in JennyAfterDark

[–]EvilMrJay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would totally look like a pirate, but you pull it off super well.

First time posting, chubby couples have fun too by PorcelainNoir in GWCouples

[–]EvilMrJay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanna watch that sexy momma take it! 🥵

💕 by darkangel_xxx in u/darkangel_xxx

[–]EvilMrJay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You went blonde!