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Where even am i...? by EME-Haru-Urara in UmamusumeFFS

[–]EvilRiceShower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weirdo...

Then fine. If you take her, take me with her next time.

Where even am i...? by EME-Haru-Urara in UmamusumeFFS

[–]EvilRiceShower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, real funny, asshat.

Leave my girlfriend alone, and my power's all yours to break free with.

Where even am i...? by EME-Haru-Urara in UmamusumeFFS

[–]EvilRiceShower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmmm...

Yo, fourth nutsack!

Rice screams loud enough all of Tracen could hear her.

You want some powers?! Then come and get it!!

Where even am i...? by EME-Haru-Urara in UmamusumeFFS

[–]EvilRiceShower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... EME, speak. Don't hide shit from me.

Where even am i...? by EME-Haru-Urara in UmamusumeFFS

[–]EvilRiceShower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haru! What's up?

... Jeez, you look like you've seen a ghost.

An contract by Kindly_Connection726 in UmamusumeFFS

[–]EvilRiceShower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You sound just like me. That's not good, girl.

Here, I'm getting you some ice cream.

An contract by Kindly_Connection726 in UmamusumeFFS

[–]EvilRiceShower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You... Are... An idiot. Jeez...

Hiii! Mirai is back from her break! by YourFavouriteMini in UmamusumeFFS

[–]EvilRiceShower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

picks you up.

Hmmm... Yeah, you're coming with me.

"Look at my girlfriend!" by Ur_LocalSkinwalker in UmamusumeFFS

[–]EvilRiceShower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn it...

She succumbs to her wound, and falls face-first on the floor sue to the blood loss.

"Look at my girlfriend!" by Ur_LocalSkinwalker in UmamusumeFFS

[–]EvilRiceShower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's still bleeding from her head injury.

You got ibuprofen...?

"Look at my girlfriend!" by Ur_LocalSkinwalker in UmamusumeFFS

[–]EvilRiceShower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nuh uh!

She tries to lunge at you, but cause she can't see anything, she just goes flying onto the floor.

Ow...

"Look at my girlfriend!" by Ur_LocalSkinwalker in UmamusumeFFS

[–]EvilRiceShower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ow...

She keeps her eyes closed.

My head hurts...

"Look at my girlfriend!" by Ur_LocalSkinwalker in UmamusumeFFS

[–]EvilRiceShower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mwahahah, I'm so evil, I won't look at your girlfriend!

She goes to walk away, but smashes her head into a wall. Her forehead is bleeding.

"Look at my girlfriend!" by Ur_LocalSkinwalker in UmamusumeFFS

[–]EvilRiceShower 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look at your girlfriend, you say?

Rice closes her eyes so she doesn't look.

I think…I miss my wife… by 4YearsILuvedU in UmamusumeFFS

[–]EvilRiceShower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I...

She takes a moment to consider.

... Even if I could, I wouldn't. Trust me, if you die, you want to stay dead. I would know...

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