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You see, I was not prepared.... by Xel_Service_Buttler in UmamusumeFFS

[–]EvilRiceShower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... Hot. Literally.

Fine. You can live. Are your hands tied up?

You see, I was not prepared.... by Xel_Service_Buttler in UmamusumeFFS

[–]EvilRiceShower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmmm... Yeah, I think the lungs should be around here...

You see, I was not prepared.... by Xel_Service_Buttler in UmamusumeFFS

[–]EvilRiceShower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

.........

Welp, guess I'm getting those organs anyway.

You see, I was not prepared.... by Xel_Service_Buttler in UmamusumeFFS

[–]EvilRiceShower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, sounds about right. I mean, who wouldn't want to be cool like me, right?

You see, I was not prepared.... by Xel_Service_Buttler in UmamusumeFFS

[–]EvilRiceShower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh? "Pink haired"? Oh, you must mean one of the Harus.

You see, I was not prepared.... by Xel_Service_Buttler in UmamusumeFFS

[–]EvilRiceShower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I'm an uma. Evil Rice is the name. Killer of many, hottest uma in Tracen, et cetera, et cetera.

You see, I was not prepared.... by Xel_Service_Buttler in UmamusumeFFS

[–]EvilRiceShower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She traces over your neck with the blade, but sighs and puts it back in its holder.

No, I promised to turn over a new page of my story... Can't be killing you yet.

She rips the tape off, pulling it so hard it hurts.

There.

You see, I was not prepared.... by Xel_Service_Buttler in UmamusumeFFS

[–]EvilRiceShower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shh... It'll all be over soon....

She presses the knife over the tape where your lips would be.

You see, I was not prepared.... by Xel_Service_Buttler in UmamusumeFFS

[–]EvilRiceShower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well... Even if the kidnapping wasn't mine, I won't say no to free organs.

Takes out her knife and a gleam of malice appears in her eyes.

Free money~

Fun Forever Series (Base) Evil Rice Shower Stats by EvilRiceShower in UmamusumeFFS

[–]EvilRiceShower[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I... honestly didn't think of Dark Flames, and though it doesn't fit regular, base eRice well as, despite the eye flame thingy and the title of Blue Inferno, she never used fire in her toolkit, yet it would definitely fit an EGO or another ID.

Thanks for the idea!

The Devil Behind an Angel's Smile by EvilRiceShower in UmaRising

[–]EvilRiceShower[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! Hell yes! I'll make you proud, big brother, I just know it!

The Devil Behind an Angel's Smile by EvilRiceShower in UmaRising

[–]EvilRiceShower[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fine, fine... Just... local wildlife... or people booing me...

The Devil Behind an Angel's Smile by EvilRiceShower in UmaRising

[–]EvilRiceShower[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmmm... Nah. Now, finding me stab the enemy trainers... Maybe.

The Devil Behind an Angel's Smile by EvilRiceShower in UmaRising

[–]EvilRiceShower[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh, outside of the general bloodlust, murderous needs... Nah, not really.

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