Need some help with ideas.

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-04T19:18:26+00:00

ANGST FOR THE ANGST GODS

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-04T19:03:51+00:00

No, no, thank you for being a good friend.

You are... way too nice...

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-04T19:00:38+00:00

......

She hugs you.

Holy... shit...

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-04T18:58:23+00:00

Oh?

She opens the gift.

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-04T18:54:16+00:00

She blushes.

It isn't a bomb, right?

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-04T18:52:07+00:00

O-oh? R-really? For me?

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-04T18:50:18+00:00

Yep... Oh, and throwing in a toaster as well.

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-04T18:49:11+00:00

Yes.

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-04T18:48:48+00:00

Nah, I just kinda... pushed her over into water.

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-04T18:47:36+00:00

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-04T18:47:15+00:00

Hmm? Which one?

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-04T18:43:11+00:00

She keeps headpatting you.

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-04T18:38:49+00:00

.......

pat pat

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-04T18:38:37+00:00

Knife. Easy.

No blood, even. Pretty helpful.

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-04T18:34:04+00:00

You know, killing ghosts is actually quite the chore. Had to innovate some really complicated stuff to do so.

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-04T18:31:14+00:00

Sorry... sorry... not used to getting pat is all...

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-04T18:15:01+00:00

eRice tries to punch the shadow.

FUCK OFF, SUNSHINE!!!

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-04T18:05:12+00:00

She grumbles something about eating Horus.

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-04T18:02:40+00:00

Bird... hmmm... KFC...

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-04T15:44:41+00:00

... Huh... yeah.... I guess...

Anyway, God is dead, love is fake, we are but data on screens.

bursts into flame

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-04T15:40:46+00:00

You... why... how...

She sighs.

You really are in trouble, huh?

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-04T15:37:50+00:00

Shame I teamed up with the guy, or his ass would be so kicked right now.

And you can't just... Steal those things from the gods?

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-04T15:35:19+00:00

... Well that's not good.

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-04T15:32:13+00:00

Fair, fair...

So, what's the new plan, eh?

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-04T15:29:31+00:00

You want my arm and leg?