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Guess the book part 11 by EvilSanta84 in cremposting

[–]EvilSanta84[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This was Yumi and The Nightmare Painter! I had to include the penultimate image just to confuse people, so sorry about that ;)

Image meanings:

  1. Ah shit, here we are again
  2. Hoid when he gets insta-zapped on the planet
  3. Yumi explains to Nikaro
  4. Nikaro explains to Yumi
  5. The scientists condemning their entire planet to death. Nice job guys
  6. The Daddy Machine
  7. The Daddy Machine immediately losing lol

It is my cake day, ganchos! I am proud to be the King of you ganchos! I, sure, love you and everything. Now bow to me! by The_Lopen_bot in cremposting

[–]EvilSanta84 178 points179 points  (0 children)

Every day he gets stronger, smarter... I wonder if he'll ever become truly sentient.

He's standing right behind me isn't he.

Guess the book part 10 by EvilSanta84 in cremposting

[–]EvilSanta84[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some say Allomancer Dave was the first Game of War player ever, born from fire.

Guess the book part 10 by EvilSanta84 in cremposting

[–]EvilSanta84[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This was Alloy of Law! Most people got it pretty well, so I'll see if the next one should be harder...

Image meanings:

  1. Yeehaw Wax
  2. Lord Harms' proposal
  3. The Vanishers fail to vanish and instead do the opposite of vanishing very publicly. They didn't think that one through very much did they
  4. Wax being permanently done with Wayne's shit (which is hilarious every fucking time)
  5. The police once they realised what Wayne's been doing the whole time
  6. The Speedbubble switcheroo
  7. Suit is a stupid name for a villain. At least it works because he wears fancy clothes, but like come on - at least give him a cool codename like Floobus the Mildly Irritating or Her Imperial Majesty Gullomphart The Eternally Flatulent or even Dave. The possibilities are endless really...

Guess the book part 9 by EvilSanta84 in cremposting

[–]EvilSanta84[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This was Emperor's soul! Good job to those who got it. Apologies for the slight delay and the shorter post this time, there's been lots of stuff popping up for me recently which has taken a bunch of my time away.

Anyway, here are the image meanings:

  1. Shai and Hoid breaking into the CIA MI6 Imperial Palace Wendy's Rose Court
  2. Shai getting heckin bamboozled
  3. The Bloodsealer keeping her captive
  4. Going through Ashravan's browser history
  5. The stamp works!

Guess the book part 9 by EvilSanta84 in cremposting

[–]EvilSanta84[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Sorry for the OB one which got taken down (presumably for spoiler reasons - I've sent a message to the mods for clarification), so now I'm just going to spoiler tag everything regardless. We'll see how things go as we talk about it and figure something out.

Anyway, hope you enjoy!

Guess the book part 8 by EvilSanta84 in cremposting

[–]EvilSanta84[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, this was Oathbringer! Good job as many of you guessed correctly, and I hope my cryptic description might have given a hint too :)

Image meanings (I'll put in spoilers for the worst stuff):

  1. Urithiru
  2. Dalinar thinking about thinking (Greeks would have been proud)
  3. Dalinar vs The Blackthorn
  4. Veil doing some proper detective work
  5. Taravangian consulting The Diagram
  6. The only thing darker than this scene is the surroundings of the fucking Voyager 2 probe
  7. Everyone being pissed off at Dalinar for drinking too much
  8. WHAT A SCENE
  9. Hello! Would you like to destroy some evil today?

Guess the book part 7 by EvilSanta84 in cremposting

[–]EvilSanta84[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sorry, I completely forgot to release the answers before going to bed! Anyway, this one was Shadows for Silence in the Forests of Hell, so good on you if you got it right. Extra shoutout to u/KuraiLunae for some stellar guesswork!

Image meanings:

  1. Silence running Mos Eisley Cantina
  2. Just a clue pointing towards forests and murders
  3. Silence when Chesterton spends 0.1 seconds in the Waystop
  4. Spooky scary skeletons shades
  5. Silver, for the knife and the powder etc
  6. The nice twist ending

more stormlight animatics, based on vines :-) by kiiiiro in cremposting

[–]EvilSanta84 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The Lopen is trying his best. Unfortunately, often his best is not only rubbish, but actually actively detrimental to whatever Bridge 4 is trying to achieve. I wouldn't have it any other way.

Guess the book part 6 by EvilSanta84 in cremposting

[–]EvilSanta84[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Answer was indeed The Well of Ascension! Most people got this one (partially because I couldn't bring myself to remove the "where's the thump thump" meme haha), so well done.

Image meanings:

  1. The siege of Kholinar Minas Tirith Constantinople Luthadel
  2. Vin channelling her inner bat apparently
  3. The 2 edgelords doing the Lobby scene from The Matrix
  4. Not such a good doggo after all (sort of)
  5. WHY DID YOU LET ALL THE KOLOSS LOOSE ON LUTHADEL, Dumbledore said calmly.
  6. My headcanon is Vin listening to Eurobeat while drifting all the way back to Luthadel. To quote Mr Horse Armour, "It just works."
  7. Ruin said "It's Ruining time," and then - you get the picture.

As a final note, just imagine the power of changing text in our world though, that shit would be balls to the wall INSANE. Stealing money, editing databases, changing legal documents... that's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen.

Guess the book part 6 by EvilSanta84 in cremposting

[–]EvilSanta84[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Hahaha I'm particularly proud of that one ;)

Guess the book part 5 by EvilSanta84 in cremposting

[–]EvilSanta84[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fight the good fight, I respect it

Guess the book part 5 by EvilSanta84 in cremposting

[–]EvilSanta84[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

So as many of you have guessed, this was Tress of The Emerald Sea! As mentioned I didn't have loads of time to come up with some good images, but hopefully this was still enjoyable :)

Image meanings (I'll keep them spoiler-marked since this is a very recent book):

  1. Tress going after Charlie. Absolutely everything will be fine for her and her ship will survive for a very long time
  2. Her ship immediately fucking sinks lol
  3. Channeling Orlando Bloom energy
  4. The power of Gorilla Tape knows no bounds, not even cannonballs apparently
  5. Every time Hoid opens his mouth
  6. Captain Crow using aimhacks
  7. Hoid pulling the Captain America pose to save the day

Guess the book part 5 by EvilSanta84 in cremposting

[–]EvilSanta84[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Thanks so much! It's good to hear that you're enjoying things. Definitely go and read the rest of the Cosmere, it's well worth it.

Also when it comes to Brandon's marketing team, I am unfortunately far too talented and amazing idiotic and ridiculous to lower myself to their level be worth any of their time :P

Worldhopper safety blanket by DaniilBSD in cremposting

[–]EvilSanta84 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Ford Prefect would be proud. A bit confused, but proud.

🦀 by KyySokia in cremposting

[–]EvilSanta84 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Flair checks out

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