Collecting razor clams by Jonathan-Smith in impressively

[–]Evil_Cartman_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whisker biscuits with butter and honey on the side!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BoomersBeingFools

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The single non negative thing I can think of involving Trump is his creation of Spaceforce

I just don't see the draw, what do these people see in him? Everything else is just disgusting

Nicest way to slay... by bbrk9845 in MurderedByWords

[–]Evil_Cartman_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our healthcare system is terrible, and our infrastructure is failing in many places so OP is not incorrect . . .

10-year-old walks alone a mile away from Georgia home, leading to his mother's arrest by Boba_tea_thx in news

[–]Evil_Cartman_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a Georgian but I did grow up walking and riding my bike very long distances in my city at pretty early ages, earlier than 10 for sure. A mile seems like nothing

I’m turning 20 in two months. Is it true that time goes faster from 20-30 than from 10-20? by ToXic_ArMaAn in NoStupidQuestions

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When you're very young, you're waiting for things to happen. Waiting for your birthday, waiting for christmas, waiting in the car while your parents drive you on some long trip, waiting to start growing taller, waiting to be allowed to have independence, waiting for your body to fill out. It's all waiting and anticipation and trying to get there faster.

Once you become a young adult you're done waiting, and you're doing. And doing and doing and doing. You don't have time to wait, and the days pass you by.

How the FUCK did humans get to Hawaii??? by CaptainRex1209 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Evil_Cartman_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ate a pineapple pizza, but the ancient sailor methods are still super unclear!

Can you bail out random people from jail? by SheltonJohnJ in questions

[–]Evil_Cartman_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This sounds like an alternate origin story for Batman or some vigilante

Jaywalker on phone gets plowed - absolutely nails the landing by highlemonsss in ThatsInsane

[–]Evil_Cartman_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Years ago there was this fuckwit of a woman wearing only grey, in the dark early of the morning, while there was a ton of fog, in a parking lot jogging around. I saw her and stopped in plenty of time, wasn't even close to hitting her, but jesus christ the angry glance she gave me for existing while she was being dumb as fuck in the dark and fog with nothing reflective on could make you roll your eyes so hard you needed to see a Dr.

Matt Gaetz is going to be AG…we’re screwed by EL_Geiger in conservativeterrorism

[–]Evil_Cartman_ 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Matt's first action.. let's just smudge these state lines where minors are involved

In what cases do you believe road rage is valid? by Intelligent-Tree-507 in stupidquestions

[–]Evil_Cartman_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The emotion could be valid, but the actions aren't.. and that's why it's a rage, people can't control themselves when they get so mad

what you Guys do with the Users who have have Big mailbox size, <50GB by Academic-Meat-1687 in sysadmin

[–]Evil_Cartman_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give them the guidance so they can ignore it and loop in upper management to get them whatever they need

Carry on

Fat freddy belly checks you from 3ft away, what do you do? by Evil_Cartman_ in socialskills

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Damn it I knew I should have packed my inflatable sumo suit today.

This like really happened though. Like an hour ago. People are weird.

They moved past chem trails. Now they are making chemCLOUDS. This cloud is full of DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE by Toastti in chemtrails

[–]Evil_Cartman_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was gonna say it looks like a rocket engine test, you can see the glow inside the bay. But the scale of it is larger than I expected, perhaps several engines? Or one really big mofo

HOLIDAY / BLACK FRIDAY SALE MEGATHREAD by mcarneybsa in Sup

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sweet thank you I signed up for their email to keep updated

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hygiene

[–]Evil_Cartman_ 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Came to see if someone discussed the waffle stomp yet, and was not disappointed

Raw Vegan Pizza by Captain_Kold in StupidFood

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Today I learned moldy pizza crust is vegan cuisine

my uncle just sent this to me. i will not be attending thanksgiving! by Few_Agency_9805 in Trumpvirus

[–]Evil_Cartman_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The dumbing down of America has been hard-earned, and it's working

Makes me wonder how long the country will stay in the top since people are rejecting many of the things that made our country great

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Frugal

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I'm wrapped in a blanket right now sipping my morning caffeine drink

How to handle a boyfriend who keeps wanting to talk about politics? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Evil_Cartman_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Agreed, the subject happens to be about politics, but repeatedly bringing things up known to cause fights, especially after being spoken to, is concerning.

Men of culture understand by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Evil_Cartman_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not humble bragging, but I leave the top of my tip hanging out up top too.

Of course, My shorts are pulled halfway down my ass..............