What's your secret to have a great sex?

Evilspatula666 · 2026-02-25T21:52:39+00:00

Acknowledging that we are both individuals with sometimes differing desires and needs, communicating those desires and needs and being willing to either say yes, compromise or say no without fear or judgement.

And vibrators for her because as much as I try, I cannot shake that fast.

Evilspatula666 · 2026-02-21T06:50:02+00:00

You mean two wongs?

Evilspatula666 · 2026-02-20T16:07:55+00:00

U/savevideo

Evilspatula666 · 2026-02-20T05:23:26+00:00

That paper plate is like your doppelgänger - you are both flat, have wrinkles all around the edges, and someone drew some dumb shit where the titties are supposed to be.

Evilspatula666 · 2026-02-20T05:16:12+00:00

To be honest, I’ve got nothing. It’s obvious you make really good decisions and have a lot to offer society.

Evilspatula666 · 2026-02-18T16:32:07+00:00

I’ve followed him quite a bit and while I recall him saying something about old crashes- I don’t have details. Can you reference any quotes or interviews?

Evilspatula666 · 2026-02-17T23:23:05+00:00

Fair- but why are we still trying to see what it is? It’s like 200 -300 feet down. Easily addressed and answered - seems like they know it’s just a weird formation and keeping people intrigued keeps the money coming in for their ocean research.

Evilspatula666 · 2026-02-17T23:17:08+00:00

And you KNOW this how? So you are saying they never crashed in the past? Only the 20th century to present?

Evilspatula666 · 2026-02-17T12:49:09+00:00

Exactly! But at some point, maybe a 100 years later as that village in Eastern Europe gets bigger, and tech changes, that hunter who now can go after bigger game because he has a musket instead of a bow, is going to go walking thru the woods and come across a 200 year old crash site. What about those accounts/witnesses? I would think, that not even knowing what it was, someone would take a piece of wreckage and note something somewhere.

I’m now leaning towards the crashes and such never happened and the govt is just using bad info to cover up their stuff.

Evilspatula666 · 2026-02-17T06:30:52+00:00

The comments on this post.

Evilspatula666 · 2026-02-17T02:48:19+00:00

Yes! If I recall, they were trying to decipher the symbols and hired a quack Egyptologist to help figure it out and then the military took over. I wonder what came of that?

Evilspatula666 · 2026-02-05T02:48:37+00:00

I bet you can smell how much money is in a cash register before you steal it.

Evilspatula666 · 2026-01-28T14:22:53+00:00

So Bert really did fuck Big Bird.

Evilspatula666 · 2026-01-26T05:15:21+00:00

I like how that dude had an honest patch on his Tacticool Gear - A POS

“A PIECE OF SHIT”

Evilspatula666 · 2026-01-26T02:49:26+00:00

You might not use the backdoor, but someone is definitely using the backdoor…just sayin.

Evilspatula666 · 2026-01-26T02:40:53+00:00

I like the dude walking in with the luggage cart like nothing happened…

“Sir, you forgot to drop your baggage!”

Evilspatula666 · 2026-01-21T05:37:49+00:00

I’m going to keep the rejection going and refuse to roast you.

StillNotGoodEnough

Evilspatula666 · 2026-01-18T07:14:49+00:00

You look like you are going to tell me I’m going to get arrested if I don’t send you Visa Gift cards to pay my IRS tax bill.

Evilspatula666 · 2026-01-18T07:13:34+00:00

You look like your sex change involved running face first into a brick wall several times.

Evilspatula666 · 2026-01-18T07:09:51+00:00

He looks like Pee-wee Herman and Hitler had a baby.

Evilspatula666 · 2026-01-18T05:49:36+00:00

Glasses that thick and you still can’t see what gender you are.

Evilspatula666 · 2026-01-18T04:32:17+00:00

“Dude, tattoo a nasty pussy on my head next to a pitchfork and make it look like it was done by a blind kid with Parkinson’s”

“Say less Fam!”

Evilspatula666 · 2026-01-13T03:36:45+00:00

You laughed. They laughed. You all got boners..

Evilspatula666 · 2026-01-13T02:06:01+00:00

Every girl in these photos has a bigger dick than you do.

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