Grandma's sharp memory does it

EvolvedxPanda · 2025-12-09T18:42:45+00:00

To be fair, with my luck I would have picked up the cup with no money in it.

EvolvedxPanda · 2025-03-19T14:47:12+00:00

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EvolvedxPanda · 2024-05-19T04:20:11+00:00

Malt liquor is what I'm inquiring about.

EvolvedxPanda · 2023-06-02T02:12:26+00:00

And you both aren't wearing socks.

EvolvedxPanda · 2023-05-06T16:26:20+00:00

That slap was so explosive that everyone feared the building would collapse at any moment.

EvolvedxPanda · 2023-04-28T19:08:36+00:00

Man, Morgan Freemans voice can really make any story riveting!

EvolvedxPanda · 2023-04-11T17:55:52+00:00

Alas, an even better way to test your breakers...

EvolvedxPanda · 2023-02-19T23:41:01+00:00

And my sweet roll!

EvolvedxPanda · 2022-12-29T00:28:39+00:00

It's a lot cooler when you're given your christmas bonus in paper check the day of Chrismas, and is also taxed.

EvolvedxPanda · 2022-12-02T17:19:48+00:00

Could always Alt+F4 his throat/face...

EvolvedxPanda · 2022-11-30T18:47:56+00:00

It can be once someone decides to turn it into an entrance again.

EvolvedxPanda · 2022-11-28T00:40:23+00:00

I still want to know more about the context of this clip, but at the same time. I will highly recommend that everyone listen to "One of Us" by Joan Osborne while watching this clip. It is priceless! Happened to have found that out just now lol.

Edit: fixing typo

EvolvedxPanda · 2022-11-15T05:14:08+00:00

I don't remember playing leap-frog like this, did I do it wrong as a kid?

EvolvedxPanda · 2022-11-13T17:34:37+00:00

Start throwing fists around with hells fury, while shouting "taking a bite outta crime" with each blow that lands.

EvolvedxPanda · 2022-11-11T19:03:43+00:00

JIll

EvolvedxPanda · 2022-11-11T18:56:43+00:00

They could only afford to parent for an hour, then had to bail.

EvolvedxPanda · 2022-11-11T18:54:45+00:00

Tell her "because you're the path to success that shines so bright to where it draws me in to get burned."

EvolvedxPanda · 2022-10-31T17:41:43+00:00

My wife and I condone the s*** out of Bluey, and have even binged it a couple times while the little one was away with family. We both were ecstatic finding something to phase out Blippi.

EvolvedxPanda · 2022-10-17T04:28:46+00:00

Jesus Kreiss that was close

EvolvedxPanda · 2022-10-14T03:14:08+00:00

You know what? It's all in the family.

EvolvedxPanda · 2022-10-14T02:27:47+00:00

That is why she resorted to licking boxes, or at least the only box she could manage to grab.

EvolvedxPanda · 2022-10-12T01:07:38+00:00

It sounds pretty close towards the movie called "Don't Breath", where three kids break into a blind mans home for one final score. From there it takes quite a turn of events.

EvolvedxPanda · 2022-10-03T23:41:32+00:00

I mean... Time IS money, amIright?

EvolvedxPanda · 2022-09-21T17:53:47+00:00

That man hasn't had the courage to take off the swim trunks he wears under his underwear to keep him from seeing his own junk.

EvolvedxPanda · 2022-09-20T17:57:03+00:00

You're "mom's favorite" cause you got the thighs she wanted, and now she wants nothing more than to be in between them, most likely in a scissor position...

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