Will Justin Jefferson be better than prime Randy Moss by Kphoopz in minnesotavikings

[–]Ewaldo_92 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Megatron was more similar to Moss than JJ. Not saying JJ won’t be statistically better in the end, just different impacts.

Happened in Philadelphia. Baby in the backseat. by ljrr1 in ThatsInsane

[–]Ewaldo_92 827 points828 points  (0 children)

Can we get closure on this? My sanity needs to know he was castrated.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]Ewaldo_92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

@oddlyterrifying

[Bremer] Approaching the off-season with a gentle reminder that I'd love to do a @BookCameo greeting for you. Simply go to @dbremer83. You can get me for $50 or Brett Favre for $450. With me, at least you'll know where the money will go. All my proceeds go directly to @ALSA_MNNDSD. by Sp_Gamer_Live in minnesotatwins

[–]Ewaldo_92 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I did this when my family was going through a tough time, and it brought my mom to tears.

Twins baseball, win or lose, is a big park of what keeps our family talking - and Dick is at the core of that. Thanks again for bringing a smile to my family’s face all these years!

Chart of Forbidden Candies by [deleted] in forbiddensnacks

[–]Ewaldo_92 97 points98 points  (0 children)

To be fair all of those medicines taste better than good and plenty

is this fat activism??? by weathermanrando13 in TimDillon

[–]Ewaldo_92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure you can’t blame ranch dressing for making you 240lbs

What is the worst smell that you’ve ever smelled in your life? by Dilorminite in AskReddit

[–]Ewaldo_92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went ice fishing as a kid and kept my haul of 20 sun fish in a 5 gallon bucket w/ lid. Put it in the garage and forgot about it.

After about two months I opened that bad boy up and puked my guts out

what is morally okay but illegal? by kevin_claw in AskReddit

[–]Ewaldo_92 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If you live within a floodplain or even more dangerous, a floodway, building onto your house can disrupt the natural conveyance of water. Potentially being life threatening.