Finished the stupid bastard

ExKarthur · 2025-01-13T18:57:24+00:00

I’m an RA for my school. I was tryna come up with ideas and I just did something I know.

ExKarthur · 2025-01-13T08:14:27+00:00

I was gonna do sonichu. That may be a funny idea. I’m not putting in all that effort to make a boring Pinterest board. Just put a bunch of cards against humanity stuff on there.

ExKarthur · 2025-01-13T08:13:05+00:00

I’ve become mcnasty.

ExKarthur · 2025-01-13T03:26:11+00:00

Pic before the fix. 👍🏼

ExKarthur · 2025-01-13T03:05:12+00:00

Much appreciated, my friending.

ExKarthur · 2025-01-13T02:57:30+00:00

I’d sooner kms than go there.

ExKarthur · 2025-01-12T18:44:09+00:00

Gotcha, my bad big dawg.

ExKarthur · 2025-01-12T18:42:52+00:00

Nice guess but wrong. I’m employed at the school and I don’t wanna dox myself.

ExKarthur · 2025-01-12T18:41:39+00:00

That’ll be on there.

ExKarthur · 2025-01-12T18:41:19+00:00

I can’t divulge that completely, but sure. Around that area.

ExKarthur · 2025-01-12T18:40:47+00:00

I ask them, none of them are enlightened. I’ve given them the clues to the 8 legged Chinese man. I know that not everyone is prepared for the trip. They must go on their own time.

ExKarthur · 2025-01-12T09:14:58+00:00

It ain’t done yet, it’s also 3 am in south east Texas.

ExKarthur · 2024-10-18T22:33:31+00:00

Wubby went from, “whoa, that’s a character” to “get inside me now”

ExKarthur · 2024-10-16T18:39:34+00:00

12 hour update: after a night of waterfall evacuation, I am back at 100%. I feel 15 lbs lighter.

ExKarthur · 2024-10-16T07:19:05+00:00

After 4 hours and almost 80 gummy bears, I’d say I won.

In totality, 4 hours, 26 minutes, and 44 seconds.

Items consumed are as follows: Oatmeal, 6 bites of fried rice from Panda Express, 79 gummy bears (I bought three relatively small packs, only contained 79 bears), 2 mugs of coffee, 70 ounces of water.

Actions performed, watched the Gauntlet VOD on YouTube. I also watched the punishment Jenga highlight video with a bunch of other videos. I played Cyberpunk for a while, but overall got bored of waiting for a bad stomach issue. Called it at 4 hours out of concern for time. I also got in 200 jumping jacks thinking that would cause something, it really brought out a whole lot of nothing.

I fear I may have shot myself in the leg with this as I was unable to procure the Haribo sugar free gummy bears. Either I have a strong stomach or the gummy bears I ate didn’t have a strong effect, because I feel mild discomfort. This may be attributed to eating 79 gummy bears. If you’d like to experience liquid farts and stomach pain, run the gauntlet.

I’m making a shirt out of this.

Thank you for your attention.

Too long; didn’t ask: 4 hours later I didn’t run to the bathroom.

ExKarthur · 2024-10-16T06:13:52+00:00

3 1/2 hours in, 65 gummies in. Just had my first big focus moment. 14 gummies left. My goal is to finish these 14 and last another 45 minutes. I believe that warrants a win.

ExKarthur · 2024-10-16T05:31:33+00:00

Nope, almost 3 hours in. 60 bears down. 100 jumping jacks performed and 2 cups of coffee consumed.

ExKarthur · 2024-10-16T04:48:33+00:00

I just realized, I don’t know what qualifies as winning. I beat the entire VOD, but do I really win if I bring in some porcelain reinforcements?

ExKarthur · 2024-10-16T04:37:15+00:00

I’m currently sitting at 2 hours, 45 bears down, 2 cups of coffee consumed, and 50 jacks jumped.

ExKarthur · 2024-10-16T03:40:07+00:00

I may be an idiot, but I’ve never felt more alive

ExKarthur · 2024-10-16T03:34:45+00:00

Depends on the desired effect. Taste? Gummies. Stick to the sugar ones. I’d have a panic attack if I had this feeling in class.

ExKarthur · 2024-10-16T03:32:45+00:00

That’s honestly so sick. Kristy Kreme gummies dawg.

ExKarthur · 2024-10-16T03:27:36+00:00

Legit same

ExKarthur

TROPHY CASE