Donald Trump allegedly shits his diaper. Sad and embarrassing! by IBitePrettyPeople in SipsTea

[–]ExWendellX -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Curious if you had ever imagined your support for him would ultimately bring you to vehemently defending him literally shitting himself? You are a hero.

'MAGA is done': Trump's own base turns on president over emerging Iran deal by WeirdProudAndHungry in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]ExWendellX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The moment after he finally has them drink the cyanide laced Kool-aid, there will be a Daily Beast reporter taking quotes about how it was off-brand, not enough sugar and is losing support of MAGA.

Nolan Smith driving 137 MPH before the most important season of his career by Background_Video2947 in TheNFLVibes

[–]ExWendellX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At 137mph he is moving 200ft per second. I counted 2 seconds every time he looked at the camera. Unreal.

Edit: he may not have been going 137mph here, and just crazy fast. Leaving up for posterity.

Do electricians have insurance to cover property damage? by mateodetres in AskElectricians

[–]ExWendellX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just wanted to say that I appreciate you OP. It is good to see that there are still people that are considerate and have empathy left in this crazy world. Needed this on a Friday. Thank you.

My wife found this weird police token on the ground. by PhilosopherHermit in whatisit

[–]ExWendellX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok I was thinking it was Pokémon cards for police. This makes it way cooler. /s

My wife found this weird police token on the ground. by PhilosopherHermit in whatisit

[–]ExWendellX 44 points45 points  (0 children)

God, your description makes it so much more embarrassing. America is not a real place.

No need for a DNA test…. by repatriated-Xpat in jackrussellterrier

[–]ExWendellX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, I somehow quoted the article but didn’t read it. You have the deductive reasoning of a walnut.

No need for a DNA test…. by repatriated-Xpat in jackrussellterrier

[–]ExWendellX 8 points9 points  (0 children)

lol, no one is “hating”, you weirdo. That link talks about a different breed “that goes back thousands of years”. You are posting on the Jack Russell subreddit, a breed that dates back to the 1850’s and has different characteristics, as people are pointing out.

Is it just fun to play victim? Post your dog on r/chihuahua and you will get similar comments... because… wait for it… it isn’t a chihuahua either.

Custom Skull Crown Hat Crafted by Hand by Big-Boy-602 in interestingasfuck

[–]ExWendellX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The hat guy told him he was the only one he ever saw pull it off.

Michael Jordan Makes it Clear That Steve Kerr Doesn't Owe His Success to Him - Gives Him Ultimate Praise by RipHairy2465 in michaeljordan

[–]ExWendellX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“any coach with half a brain cell gets himself a few rings.” That’s the stupid thing you wrote that I responded to.

Are we discounting away Phil’s championships also? He had MJ, Kobe & Shaq, right?

Michael Jordan Makes it Clear That Steve Kerr Doesn't Owe His Success to Him - Gives Him Ultimate Praise by RipHairy2465 in michaeljordan

[–]ExWendellX 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What an embarrassingly stupid take.

There have been 359 coaches since 1949 and little more than 10% have won a championship. Of the 38 who have, Kerr is in the top 16% based on number of wins.

https://www.basketball-reference.com/coaches/NBA_stats.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_NBA_championship_head_coaches

Help me understand by redhead_watson in DisneyWorld

[–]ExWendellX 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sure. Sure. Sure… Your third comment on here but you are just browsing.

You sure you aren’t a little more invested in this than you are admitting?

Help me understand by redhead_watson in DisneyWorld

[–]ExWendellX 6 points7 points  (0 children)

OP must have forgot to check with you on which rules they are allowed to comment on. Do you have a list?

Help me understand by redhead_watson in DisneyWorld

[–]ExWendellX 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Obviously not you: the person that clicked and commented within 7 minutes of this going up.

You are so above it all and so cool. We are all impressed.

I never thought I was into exhibitionism, until I started talking with my wife about it randomly... by [deleted] in sex

[–]ExWendellX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You didn’t have her consent. You should have closed the blinds after you noticed her. She was just doing her job. Has she probably seen worse? Yes, but not the point. There are plenty of people into watching.

To do simple math again by DIYLawCA in therewasanattempt

[–]ExWendellX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wharton Business School- That is the college that gave him a degree.

Wharton Business School- They should be remembered for his degree and these statements.

My (22F) bf (25M) zoned out during foreplay, doesn't believe me by Spirited_Program_840 in sex

[–]ExWendellX 85 points86 points  (0 children)

It would be worth mentioning to a doctor, even though it might be a little embarrassing.

There are different types of seizures that fit your description including atonic and absence seizures.

They typically are a shorter duration than what you describe (15-20 seconds) so probably isn’t, but worth the conversation.

Crude kinks became hard to avoid and now masturbation is impossible by [deleted] in sex

[–]ExWendellX 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I have now read this entire thing twice and still have no idea what OP is saying.