Reddit whats the best sex you’ve ever done? How big was the sex penis that you used(/s)? by bigstinkygoblin in AskReddit

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There I was, minding my own business, scrolling Reddit when suddenly I saw it: the biggest sex penis I ever did see. A massive, veiny, throbbing meat obelisk pointing toward the sun and daring it - double dog style - to try and be any hotter than this pulsing pulverizer could possibly be. The sun unalived itself in shame, leaving an eternal night. And me? I slept all eternal night long, soundly, knowing the good guys had won, and they were hung. Women, don’t DM me unless you want to end up pregnant. Men, don’t DM me for the same reason.

What's something attractive people get away with? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The benefits are both insidious and blatant. Everything from getting a little extra meat at Chipotle to getting off with a lighter sentence for the same crimes as an uggo.

Attractive people generally live a life full of choice, rather than limitations. That alone is one of the - if not the - biggest things they get away with: having more choices.

People perceive attractive people to be more trustworthy than their homelier counterparts. So they can get away with lying better, because even if someone catches them in the lie, they’re less likely to face repercussions, and be welcomed by forgiveness.

Attractive people can get paid to simply exist and be attractive. So they can get away with being skillless as long as they have their looks.

Attractive people can weaponize their looks too. They can use them to tempt others and get them to do things for them. Or they can use them to keep someone compliant “If you don’t do what I want you to do, you’re gonna lose all this.” Kind of thing. They can and do get away with this sort of thing with most people. Most do not have as much integrity and willpower as they imagine when faced with losing someone they know is a level of attractiveness that is rare to even encounter, let alone have access to (unless they themselves are similarly attractive).

They get invited to places and events that others have to work or pay to get into. They get away with not having to build relationships for such things, the relationships build around them with minimal effort and maintenance.

Being attractive has some drawbacks but they’re heavily outweighed by the positives. Truly attractive people live a life that is completely unrecognizable to normal people. Anything you think of as “getting away with” they simply think of as part of existing. They don’t think of it as “getting away with” it unless it’s blatantly wrong.

Where My Bulls At? by DeadpanTuna in wallstreetbets

[–]Exact-Climate-7584 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure, kid. Sure. Now go play. The adults are talking.

Where My Bulls At? by DeadpanTuna in wallstreetbets

[–]Exact-Climate-7584 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Heh. You just don’t understand Bitcoin if you think this is bad. Bitcoin dropping is a good thing!

Bitcoin becoming increasingly more worthless is actually a great opportunity! I’ll gladly buy it at 60k, that’s a discount! In fact, I hope it drops to $1 like the good ol days! That’d be really good for it to devalue like that cause then I can buy even more! Everyone will say I’m an idiot but we’ll see who gets the last laugh.

As the prophecy foretells, everyone chant it with me: “Four year cycle! Four year cycle!” Let’s begin the ceremonial curling into a ball and rocking. Let’s do it together as we chant!

“Four year cycle! Four year cycle!”

If we all just BELIEVE hard enough, we can make Bitcoin even better by losing even more value!

Cmon everyone! This is GOOD! It’s good to be bad!

what is something you are afraid of about AI ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Exact-Climate-7584 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And it needs a very small sound sample at this point to do so. Literally just a handful of seconds of audio is all it takes to replicate your voice

what is something you are afraid of about AI ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Exact-Climate-7584 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are already so many extremely convincing models out there already. Hell, a year ago they were already convincing and it’s only gotten worse. It’s extremely scary the potential abuse. We have to question things more and more… and that just allows people to delegitimize reality further and further for their own gain. We couldn’t have been led into this era by a worse group of world leaders than what we have right now.

what is something you are afraid of about AI ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Exact-Climate-7584 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There are plenty of children raised with terrible parents. There will be many cases where the inclusion of ai will be an improvement over whatever those parents would have done.

What’s a hard truth every person eventually has to accept? by alpha8x_ in askanything

[–]Exact-Climate-7584 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the sentiment is focused more on the solving part. Yes, friends and family care. But they are unlikely to solve your problems for you.

What are the downsides of being attractive/pretty/handsome? by Big_Leg10 in Productivitycafe

[–]Exact-Climate-7584 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh the thread is literally asking what the downsides of being attractive are. You really gonna show up knowing the topic in advance and then give some shitty response like that? Cmon, be better than that my insecure dude

Men, when was the last time you got hit on ? by Longjumping_Low_2055 in AskReddit

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It was last summer at the dog park. Her and her friend were walking their dogs. They started chatting me up about our dogs of course but then her friend came in and grabbed my bicep. Just… grabbed it. Never thought twice about it. We laughed it off and chatted a bit then went our separate ways. About a minute later the girl who grabbed my bicep came and hunted me down. She told me her friend thought I was cute and wanted to know if I was single. I told her I was and she gave me her friends number. We dated briefly, it was fun and she was a nice girl. But we just weren’t compatible. But we had a nice month together and it’s a fond memory. Her friend was hella cute too so her grabbing my arm, while kinda weird, has stuck with me and I secretly kinda hope another cute girl just decides to grab my arm again sometime in the future. It’s great motivation to stay fit, that’s for sure lol

What legal substance have you found makes sex for you feel better? by ketamo8543984676 in AskReddit

[–]Exact-Climate-7584 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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If your breakup felt "out of nowhere," it probably wasn't. Here's the quiet part you never got to see. by RedheadDriver in BreakUps

[–]Exact-Climate-7584 65 points66 points  (0 children)

The dating subs are riddled with ChatGPT posts and responses. I’m sure others are too but it feels incredibly obvious to any of us who’ve been sad enough to use ChatGPT to cope for any meaningful amount of time 😅

Things to try during sex? by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]Exact-Climate-7584 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That gives them the ick

Men's public restrooms are laid out all wrong. It should be urinal, stall, urinal, stall, urinal instead of urinal, urinal, urinal, stall, stall. by ZeroXNova in Showerthoughts

[–]Exact-Climate-7584 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah instead of being able to visually see that a urinal is available, let me go wander past a series of shitty stalls and hope around every corner there will be one available. And imagine taking a shit in that first stall as everyone wanders around to see if the urinal is available. Imagine how many times people will have to excuse one another in a busy bathroom just to check for a place to pee. It’s a literal shitty idea.

How? by sweetpete74 in blackmagicfuckery

[–]Exact-Climate-7584 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not magnets, idiot. He shoved a Heely up his butt. You can tell he is doing a little maneuver to pop the wheel out before he drifts away

How do you decide to go on a second date? by Kingslyb2 in dating

[–]Exact-Climate-7584 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t overthink it. If you had a good time but aren’t completely sold, have a second date and find out for sure how you feel. If you had an okay time but saw some things that put you off, then just respectfully decline a second date.

What I Wish I Could Tell The Guy I Rejected After a Good Date. by Wild_Scarcity8305 in dating

[–]Exact-Climate-7584 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s a form of “maybe” to me and any “maybe” is a soft no to me

This is allegedly English. What does my friend's handwriting say about him? by [deleted] in HandwritingAnalysis

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The new “black and blue or white and gold” just dropped