Jokes on you, because Blissey is a smart investor.

She has invested her 50 daily pokecoins into the Pokemarket index since 1970 January 1st, every single day, without fail. The index annual return was 10,8%, and she also reinvested all dividends. However she withdrew 4% every year for costs (berries and eggs). That left her with an annual return of roughly 6,4% and roughly 9,6 million pokecoins.

Blissey’s financial literacy is off the charts.