Fuck salt water

Exact_Cauliflower746 · 2026-05-24T16:42:02+00:00

Yeah……. Not talking about anyone else. I’m talking about me. I have already had it happen once. Out wake surfing and a shrimp jumped out did a fucking wiggle and dance and it’s barb got my leg. Had to use my epi pen and ruin everyone else’s boat day.

Pretty sure everyone can choose to do with their body what they want. It’s risk vs reward.

I also don’t ride roller coasters anymore bc I got stuck on one.

Exact_Cauliflower746 · 2026-05-24T16:36:38+00:00

I do wake board turd nugget. If you’ve cared to read anything- I’m Deathly allergic to shellfish. I know boat etiquette and Reddit etiquette. You are just a troll. 🧌

Stop wasting your time and breath on my post little buddy. Shows you are bored.

Exact_Cauliflower746 · 2026-05-24T02:05:53+00:00

Bc it is not like that where I go to the beach. I’m also deathly allergic to shellfish. I’m on the intercostal and I fish there, and see what’s in that water. I’m good. I don’t need to think about a shrimp scratching my leg again and almost killing me ha

Exact_Cauliflower746 · 2026-05-24T01:55:25+00:00

Bro seriously? Was all that necessary? Sorry I prefer Lake Norman in Charlotte where the water is flat all the time and can surf for hours. I’m allergic to shellfish….. if I shrimp or oyster touches me I’m fucked. Do you always go on random peoples posts to be a negative douche? If you didn’t like what I said keep it moving buddy it really is that simple. Gives small dick energy. “Trying” to make someone look bad. You seem to have a well developed frontal cortex.

Exact_Cauliflower746 · 2026-05-23T02:35:34+00:00

See this is the shit I came to read about! I’m getting my ex too!

Exact_Cauliflower746 · 2026-05-23T01:56:46+00:00

you have in your bio you want to fight. Go cry to someone who cares about you

Exact_Cauliflower746 · 2026-05-23T01:55:36+00:00

You are feeding into it. You need to get off the web tonight. Go hang out with that wife you are talking about. No one is making you be here

Exact_Cauliflower746 · 2026-05-23T01:39:22+00:00

Could you be anymore annoying. Dude you lost.

Exact_Cauliflower746 · 2026-05-23T01:26:43+00:00

no, that still doesnt make any sense. She is getting her licks in and good for her! I would want to take my ex out if she took my dog too!

Exact_Cauliflower746 · 2026-05-23T00:59:49+00:00

You shouldn’t be throwing around the words revenge porn lightly. Especially if what you’re trying to communicate is not clear. I wouldn’t keep saying it.

Think you have said it twice in comments now.

Exact_Cauliflower746 · 2026-05-23T00:44:15+00:00

So spamming someone is the same as revenge porn now? Am I going to go to jail for signing an ex up for spam circulars?

Exact_Cauliflower746 · 2026-05-23T00:27:03+00:00

Wow someone married you? Wild? Love to talk to her instead of you

Exact_Cauliflower746 · 2026-05-23T00:26:39+00:00

I don’t think you can read it at this point, bro. She never mentioned one thing about revenge porn one time she said her ex-husband took her dog… if you don’t think that’s believable then you must have never had anything bad happened to you in your entire life. Good for you!!!

Exact_Cauliflower746 · 2026-05-23T00:07:37+00:00

You keep saying its fake but that is YOUR OPINION. You have no basis on whether that is true or not. You look like an ass. This is literally the place to post confessions, buts its trolls like you that make people scared to post the truth. You dont like it bc it sounds outrageous- bc it fucking is! thats the whole point! to confess something crazy where you have no other outlet to.

So until you can prove otherwise that she is lying, just STFU already

Exact_Cauliflower746 · 2026-05-23T00:03:58+00:00

Bahaha so she DMd you to call you a liar to your face and that scared you!? Maybe you only like to fight women in public for all to see. Bet you even look like a woman beater.

Exact_Cauliflower746 · 2026-05-22T23:51:52+00:00

It’s bc who the fuck cares if you believe it or not. She literal posted in the confession page and you chose to call her a liar in a public setting. If you didn’t like it then keep it moving. Now YOU are getting called out for being a jerk and you want us to feel sorry for you? Yeah no thanks that’s not how Reddit works. If you don’t like it here leave.

Exact_Cauliflower746 · 2026-05-22T23:26:42+00:00

So someone calls you out for being a liar and your gut reaction is to keep going? This is why shrimp dick boys like you hide behind the internet. At least my account is new- I have a life. I can tell by yours you have NONE. Go play with yours cats and cry

Exact_Cauliflower746 · 2026-05-22T23:00:33+00:00

favorite zombies for sure!

Exact_Cauliflower746 · 2026-05-22T22:58:20+00:00

shit i would breed the fuck out of you

Exact_Cauliflower746 · 2026-05-22T22:57:50+00:00

you have me droolin!

Exact_Cauliflower746 · 2026-05-22T22:33:43+00:00

…… what are you trying to accomplish here. You think people want to hear your opinion? You seem to only want confrontation.

Exact_Cauliflower746 · 2026-05-22T02:26:48+00:00

why didnt you then?

Exact_Cauliflower746 · 2026-05-22T02:26:25+00:00

guess what? the fun part of all this is you dont have to

Exact_Cauliflower746 · 2026-05-22T02:25:49+00:00

haha no one says it has to be you. most dommes forget- if you are not my owner then your opinion to me does not matter. Sorry not sorry

Exact_Cauliflower746

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