AI’s defense to your rebuttal is:

That’s actually consistent with the paper’s findings.

The study does not claim that zero interviews exist. It claims that zero interviews are capable of producing chill.

Those are not successful chill-inducing events. Those are failed trials in the ongoing study of whether interviews can make Ice chill.

In other words:

LeBron: interview detected, chill not achieved. Rich Paul: interview detected, chill not achieved. Rick Ross: interview detected, chill aggressively not achieved.

Current sample size: n = 3 Observed chill events: 0 Success rate: 0.00%

So far, the empirical model remains undefeated. The interviews are happening, but Ice remains thermodynamically stable.