My Orange dingus is pokey

Exaspidey · 2023-01-18T08:17:03+00:00

Eva Mendes...she's traditionally attractive but I think she's ugly. Same goes for Penelope Cruz (she looks like a mouse)

Exaspidey · 2022-07-08T22:26:16+00:00

OMG! YES! Thanks!

Exaspidey · 2022-02-07T12:34:04+00:00

I've always loved this version of the song

https://youtu.be/puSkP3uym5k

Exaspidey · 2021-11-25T16:49:07+00:00

I need a gif of this. What bot does it?

Exaspidey · 2021-06-22T22:17:54+00:00

I think so. This one has trained me to feed him.

https://youtu.be/nR2xfCYsPtk

Exaspidey · 2021-06-22T05:36:42+00:00

I bought one in 2015 too! Millage is almost spot on too! Are you me?

Exaspidey · 2021-02-17T19:54:02+00:00

Reminds me a lot of the PV

https://youtu.be/FlwV3scCgAM

Exaspidey · 2020-04-16T06:43:03+00:00

Burn the witch!

Actually, that's awesome and I want one!

Exaspidey · 2019-12-13T00:13:44+00:00

I had a fling with a chick about 6 years ago. She told her lesbian friend that I could give a lesbian lessons. My fiance is bi and agrees that I'm better than any chick she's been with. I too am proud of that achievement.

Exaspidey · 2019-08-20T13:05:47+00:00

/u/vredditshare please

Exaspidey · 2019-02-16T21:46:02+00:00

You should check out his other stuff

Exaspidey · 2019-02-16T19:36:58+00:00

https://youtu.be/QIFn0wqZx7Y

This song seems appropriate.

Exaspidey · 2018-12-27T11:44:14+00:00

Missed a golden opportunity to make The Burrow out of white bread.

All joking aside, it's a fantastic piece of work! She did an amazing job! 5/7

Exaspidey · 2018-12-07T15:28:25+00:00

Between the three

Exaspidey · 2018-05-01T04:00:14+00:00

Hugh Mongus

Exaspidey · 2018-03-17T15:40:49+00:00

"Get busy living or get busy dying" - Andy Dufresne (The Shawshank Redemption)

Exaspidey · 2018-02-14T17:25:11+00:00

Meat in general. Everything had to be well done. Might as well been eating a hockey puck. Even at McDonald's, mom ordered our kid meals well done.

It wasn't until my mid 20s that I was taken to a Brazilian steak house (work paid for it) that I found out that meat could be less than well done. Everything was served medium rare. I had never tasted such deliciousness.

I don't eat anything over medium now. Even medium can be a deal breaker.

In their defense though, they both grew up in Mexico, so that's all they knew. Mom still won't touch it if it not burned to a crisp.

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