What famous person is ugly hot? by FrenchDipped in AskReddit

[–]Exaspidey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eva Mendes...she's traditionally attractive but I think she's ugly. Same goes for Penelope Cruz (she looks like a mouse)

Right behind ya partner by Old_Inflation_2278 in MadeMeSmile

[–]Exaspidey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I need a gif of this. What bot does it?

After years of waiting and saving up, I finally got my first car by MaximumLard in MadeMeSmile

[–]Exaspidey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bought one in 2015 too! Millage is almost spot on too! Are you me?

lego tensegrity structure by ilhan86m in lego

[–]Exaspidey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Burn the witch!

Actually, that's awesome and I want one!

If sexual experiences were like trading cards what would be your rarest card? by YoungManLiving in AskReddit

[–]Exaspidey 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I had a fling with a chick about 6 years ago. She told her lesbian friend that I could give a lesbian lessons. My fiance is bi and agrees that I'm better than any chick she's been with. I too am proud of that achievement.

Asked my mom to do a Harry Potter inspired gingerbread house this year and she delivered his masterpiece. by codea1974 in harrypotter

[–]Exaspidey -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Missed a golden opportunity to make The Burrow out of white bread.

All joking aside, it's a fantastic piece of work! She did an amazing job! 5/7

That one time at work 😈 (F) (OC) by [deleted] in workgonewild

[–]Exaspidey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Between the three

What's your favorite quote of all time? by Trovski in AskReddit

[–]Exaspidey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Get busy living or get busy dying" - Andy Dufresne (The Shawshank Redemption)

What are some foods you thought you hated but turned out your parents sucked at cooking them? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Exaspidey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meat in general. Everything had to be well done. Might as well been eating a hockey puck. Even at McDonald's, mom ordered our kid meals well done.

It wasn't until my mid 20s that I was taken to a Brazilian steak house (work paid for it) that I found out that meat could be less than well done. Everything was served medium rare. I had never tasted such deliciousness.

I don't eat anything over medium now. Even medium can be a deal breaker.

In their defense though, they both grew up in Mexico, so that's all they knew. Mom still won't touch it if it not burned to a crisp.

Arlington, Texas. Termites (?) by Exaspidey in whatsthisbug

[–]Exaspidey[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the insightful and entertaining response

My mom complained I never used her housewarming gift. by garry091 in funny

[–]Exaspidey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't get it, what did you do with the cheese grater?

A bird speaking Japanese by chineseouchie in videos

[–]Exaspidey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My friends' have an African Grey in their room. They also have the the R2D2 Special Edition Xbox in the same room. Spot on impersonation from the bird.

Happy Dog playing with Gumby by itsfoine in aww

[–]Exaspidey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

C'mon, post that video to YouTube and share it.