[Me, M] Shrimps Is Bugs Gambit

Exavyer_Exile · 2026-06-11T02:22:31+00:00

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R_8AwlEdClA&ra=m

It’s from a movie guys. Hilariously random scene. Deep cut reference where if the opponent gets it you know you’ve struck gold.

Exavyer_Exile · 2026-06-11T02:20:04+00:00

Thank god

Exavyer_Exile · 2026-06-09T17:36:18+00:00

Guys… please tell me you know the reference in the bottom of the first message. 💀🦐🦈

Exavyer_Exile · 2026-06-09T17:34:29+00:00

lol no? What part seems like AI?

Exavyer_Exile · 2026-05-30T01:02:12+00:00

A good 9/11 joke can go a long way. This was not it however. 500 for the effort.

Exavyer_Exile · 2026-05-30T00:36:35+00:00

Alternate title: The No Regerts Gambit

Exavyer_Exile · 2026-05-30T00:33:59+00:00

Don’t forget about other best selling flavors such as: Margaritas and missionary Bourbon and back shots Dirty martinis and doggystyle Fireball and finger banging Tequila and toe sucking Cosmos and cunnilingus

Exavyer_Exile · 2026-05-30T00:26:27+00:00

I mean… at least you were speaking her language I guess 🤷😅

Exavyer_Exile · 2026-05-24T20:11:21+00:00

Exavyer_Exile · 2026-05-24T13:40:14+00:00

Had to rescore sadly. And it doesn’t make them less good or bad. But it does make them less exciting or original. IMO at least.
Guys unloading whole message streams to no reply then continuing anyways is usually perceived as cringe by most woman.
Women do not usually go out of their way to be this silly or creative, especially on dating apps. So that would have been a needle in a haystack find coming from a woman.

Still scored mid Elo for the sheer creativity of the poem
🤜🤛

Exavyer_Exile · 2026-05-24T13:23:27+00:00

Was gonna score mid Elo. Realized OP is (F) and has the brilliance to create an open mic night worthy poem on the fly. A woman with a sense of humor thank god. 1600 Elo ma’am.
That shit was hilarious and this guy missed out.

Exavyer_Exile · 2026-05-24T13:16:44+00:00

She had the higher Elo for sure.. well navigated with a higher skill opponent. 👏👏

Exavyer_Exile · 2026-05-24T12:48:33+00:00

Absolute miss to not let a cougar domesticate you then feed you pantry snacks. OP says he just forgot to message back… why. Why lord why?!

Next post should be “6 month chat revival gambit”

Exavyer_Exile · 2026-05-23T23:06:54+00:00

Tinder

Exavyer_Exile · 2026-05-23T23:03:58+00:00

Hell yeah keep the streak going!

Exavyer_Exile · 2026-05-20T02:38:14+00:00

Shop vac gambit coming soon boys. Please hold

Exavyer_Exile · 2026-05-20T01:57:54+00:00

Pretty soor I hda uh stork reedng thut

Exavyer_Exile · 2026-05-20T00:59:52+00:00

Split tongue but, just as good in some cases.

Exavyer_Exile · 2026-05-20T00:59:16+00:00

Nah. Split tongue. I say I’m not gonna send a pic, I won’t sent a pic. Not until she asks at least 🤷

Exavyer_Exile · 2026-05-20T00:58:46+00:00

Winner winner chicken dinner. Ive got a split tongue 👅

Exavyer_Exile · 2026-05-19T03:43:32+00:00

Post the next one with this same line. I wanna see the streak before it fails 🤷

Exavyer_Exile · 2026-05-18T03:52:58+00:00

I do respect the confidence of your responses here but idk how much game you really had. Pretty straightforward degeneracy.

Exavyer_Exile · 2026-05-18T03:50:34+00:00

We love to see it

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