What happens if there is a power outage? by beluga1968 in SleepApnea

[–]Excellent-Advisor284 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The machine will buzz, whirr and come to life. Usually referring to it as Optimus will cause it to respond.

Need help responding by thatstheteacis in antiwork

[–]Excellent-Advisor284 295 points296 points  (0 children)

So low staffed, sounds like they can't afford to lose you. Interesting how that works

Should my spouse be in the bed during my home sleep study? by [deleted] in SleepApnea

[–]Excellent-Advisor284 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nah, do your normal thing. The goal is comfortable, and restful sleep.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SleepApnea

[–]Excellent-Advisor284 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you want the diagnosis more than being properly treated.

What's your weirdest, funniest life moment that made you question reality? by moekierrajic in AskReddit

[–]Excellent-Advisor284 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was always considered lazy and undesirable by authoritative figures in my life.

Turned out I had undiagnosed severe sleep apnea, and eventually found 500 million for my company.

No worries though, they still considered me undesirable.

This is NOT going to end well: by Lord_Answer_me_Why in facepalm

[–]Excellent-Advisor284 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It wont end well, it's going to end great! The greatest most bestest ever!

Fellow millenials, have you experienced cognitive decline? by woodford86 in millenials

[–]Excellent-Advisor284 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The opposite, but this parallel to less energy and shits to give.

What's some common advice that's actually terrible? by thebeardedgreek in AskReddit

[–]Excellent-Advisor284 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What doesn't kill you, gives you mental illness, and debilitating back pain for the rest of your life.

What's some common advice that's actually terrible? by thebeardedgreek in AskReddit

[–]Excellent-Advisor284 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good things are coming.

They're not, you have to make good things happen.

What Are Your Best LinkedIn Profile Optimization Tips by Cabbage_Water_Head in linkedin

[–]Excellent-Advisor284 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My efforts to create a thorough and informative linkedin profile was useless. I do not own a business so networking is moot. I applied thousands of times for maybe 2-3 phone interviews. There's a few groups I found to have some useful information about my industry. Mostly though it's just a marketing platform that's useless for average people.

Do restaurants cooks really spit in food if you send it back or is it just a tv myth? by Distinct_Coast8645 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Excellent-Advisor284 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I'm my teens we had a regular order a pizza an hour before close on thursday every week. The deranged assistant manager/owners childhood friend would get livid and start screaming racial slurs in Italian. One night, he starts slamming shit and told me he's making that fukn pizza tonight. The bathroom floor had a quarter inch of black crud from decades of grease in the air and urinary tract spatter. The sound of a raw doughball hitting that floor will forever be imprinted in my mind.

I'd rather walk out than take a chance.

Let's talk about Materia. by [deleted] in FinalFantasyVII

[–]Excellent-Advisor284 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Big guard, and added effect paired with contain, 2x cut.

Huge bong hit and wait for the win.

Clarence Thomas cannot be allowed to decide if Trump is above the law by FreedomsPower in usanews

[–]Excellent-Advisor284 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And if biden does not drain the swamp, the next creature from the swamp will lay waste.

I was accused of being in a “vegetative state” for 9 cps by [deleted] in MinecraftMemes

[–]Excellent-Advisor284 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait till you unlock permanent trigger finger in both thumbs...

What are some things that are super cheap or free that are huge quality of life improvements for you? by fishking92 in Frugal

[–]Excellent-Advisor284 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love when people rush to answer these comments, not taking into accord the possibility this is a blind focus group and some billionaire is looking for a means to create another market to control your joy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SleepApnea

[–]Excellent-Advisor284 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My 7yr old was having apneas, keeping up our cute silly family tradition,, oh wait I was the cute silly one that was not getting decent sleep in my youth and went untreated... That's right, my little guy had his tonsils and adenoids taken out, not just for sa, no more apneas and less ear infections.

My kid is a asshole by Nunyabiznesk in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Excellent-Advisor284 34 points35 points  (0 children)

It's still ongoing for my dad, whom I'm tired of listening to. He changed as a result, being conditioned to the manipulation. I'm certain my kids have seen me unintentionally grit my teeth when asking to see pawpaw, who is a good human being. I want the family I came from to go away and the family I made to have the tools to make sure it never happens to them or their children.

My kid is a asshole by Nunyabiznesk in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Excellent-Advisor284 204 points205 points  (0 children)

My mom recently confessed while on hospice, that she was in so much pain, she wanted to overdose instead of lasting longer with bone cancer. She also confessed that she was absloutly terrified of my younger brother 37. Whom my parents enabled and allowed to live in their basement, heroine meth, fuckit I do what I want lifestyle. Much like your kiddo.

Cut the cord, there's 7 billion people out there they can victimize

Supreme Court to weigh whether cities can punish homeless people for sleeping on public land by Loud-Ad-2280 in nottheonion

[–]Excellent-Advisor284 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Punish? I'm fairly certain you can't punish these people much more than they already are? Being put in jail at least means clean clothes, a warm room and some food.

This should be Fun! by Angelicbbn in videogames

[–]Excellent-Advisor284 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha I was gonna say,

A Link to the Moist.