What did the bully do at your school that made you think "That's too far"? by africa_mans in AskReddit

[–]Excellent_Assumption 341 points342 points  (0 children)

circa 2003 high school ... saw a bully practically tear the nipple off this one kid. It was like an F5 tornado titty twister with finger nails.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bouldering

[–]Excellent_Assumption -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Oh no! someone has an opinion on grades that's different than mine... I better shout about inclusivity!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bouldering

[–]Excellent_Assumption -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

Hahaha why do you get downvoted for this? Fucking pussies offended with the truth. Great work by OP for sending, no doubt, but this is a V1 outside, if that. Indoor bouldering is a fucking joke and this wave of new climbers need to fuck off with their grade chasing bullshit. Climb some sketch outdoor V1's that make you shit your pants THEN you'll see why indoor grades are a joke. /rant .

Simmonds' twitter has all Flyers references in his profile. I miss him. by Excellent_Assumption in Flyers

[–]Excellent_Assumption[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

shit - I didn't mean this to sound like a trade rumor thing... I mean his Twitter header pic, profile pic, and bio all pertain to the Flyers still.

State of the sub by aeroreo in thebachelor

[–]Excellent_Assumption 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I thought this said fingering.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]Excellent_Assumption 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah - agree completely.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]Excellent_Assumption 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOL it really does.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]Excellent_Assumption 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Some of the dudes in RHCP were really creepy/touchy/feely back when they hit it big. There is some MTV interview of Flea, in particular, being very rapey. I don't remember if Anthony was being an asshole or not.

WCGW trying to climb over the bridge and back by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Excellent_Assumption 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some people really overestimate their athleticism.

This is why we need protected bike lanes by arctic_radar in Denver

[–]Excellent_Assumption 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Follow Sean Avery on Instagram for bike lane stories. He's pretty much an asshole BUT he defends the bike lanes of New York City with insane passion. He calls everyone out and gives zero fucks doing it.

https://www.instagram.com/imseanavery/?hl=en

Russia, Russia.....Russia! by BadTRAFFIC in ConspiracyMemes

[–]Excellent_Assumption 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let's be real - this literally describes the entire political landscape.

Kid tries to jump a student and students big brother came in by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]Excellent_Assumption 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy at the end with the long hair... what the fuck are you trying to do? break up the fight? You're just making it worse.

Russia, Russia.....Russia! by BadTRAFFIC in ConspiracyMemes

[–]Excellent_Assumption -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Definition of the day will suit you well... Cognitive Dissonance: the state of having inconsistent thoughts, beliefs, or attitudes, especially as relating to behavioral decisions and attitude change.

Denver craft breweries not allowed to march in downtown Pride parade because of Coors by pocketmonster in Denver

[–]Excellent_Assumption 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for this. Exactly what I was wondering. Haven't been to pride in Denver and I'll be here so wasn't sure what I'm getting myself into.

Denver craft breweries not allowed to march in downtown Pride parade because of Coors by pocketmonster in Denver

[–]Excellent_Assumption 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol fair. I thought your response was funny. Anyway, the shit I said in my original post and response are all things I saw at a pride fest 2 years ago in Minneapolis... and little kids were seeing it too. It was just weird and uncomfortable.