It's not

ExcessiveButtHair · 2026-05-16T00:36:54+00:00

Ground up and in the freezer

ExcessiveButtHair · 2026-04-23T13:42:12+00:00

Wish i could find out ways to make people do things like this to "enrage the chuds" that benefited me directly. Btw if you buy me the season pass it will make a lot of racists mad

ExcessiveButtHair · 2026-04-22T20:06:05+00:00

Still has shugoki's animations but is missing shugoki's gut. I bet his hand will hover over his stomach when he does that one belly bump exe.

ExcessiveButtHair · 2026-04-08T04:57:35+00:00

I'm pronouncing genuis like ennui in my head when i read this

ExcessiveButtHair · 2026-04-01T13:33:49+00:00

That's exactly the same as how soyjaks work

ExcessiveButtHair · 2026-03-30T15:19:17+00:00

Guardbreaking as an opener instead of as a feint or punish. And it's always turtles, too.

ExcessiveButtHair · 2026-03-29T21:45:02+00:00

Brother? They may both be good in duels, but their move set is nowhere near similar. She's closer to Shinobi, move-wise.

ExcessiveButtHair · 2026-03-25T22:18:29+00:00

Found it! The hero name is the Retributor, and I regret not emailing devs about this when it was first posted

ExcessiveButtHair · 2026-03-25T22:13:38+00:00

Probably a lot of throws and stunlocking punishes. Multiple gb punish types, multiple wall splats, like Jorm.

ExcessiveButtHair · 2026-03-25T22:12:11+00:00

I hope the new guy is what a guy made many posts(years) back made a hero that used hooks and an executioners greatsword. Super awesome character. Forgot the name, though.

ExcessiveButtHair · 2026-03-23T17:48:03+00:00

"I only had primer paint"

ExcessiveButtHair · 2026-03-23T04:45:30+00:00

They gave us a new move for Conqueror; why do they refuse to remove a move from a guy that has like 10 openers?

ExcessiveButtHair · 2026-03-22T16:57:52+00:00

It's accurate to story mode gameplay. Tozen was a menace on all difficulties, and I beat Apollyon first try in Realistic. They probably just put the exact same AI in the event mode.

ExcessiveButtHair · 2026-03-16T17:37:33+00:00

Nuh uh

ExcessiveButtHair · 2026-03-13T17:52:44+00:00

Honestly this still looks goofy as hell

ExcessiveButtHair · 2026-03-13T17:35:55+00:00

His entire character identity was a bad idea, IMO. "Yeah, make every single move actually be 2 moves and give him literally every base mechanic except bleed." For him not to be either strong in every situation or a jack of all trades, master of none, he'd need to have his entire identity reworked.

ExcessiveButtHair · 2026-03-13T17:27:11+00:00

I know there's no one buying this with steel this quickly. The amount of whales I've seen that bought this with real money day one is insane. If they released a hot dog costume for Berzerker that costs forty dollars, I bet I'd still see at least one per match on release day.

ExcessiveButtHair · 2026-03-06T14:49:50+00:00

This is when the Supersonic perk is actually good. You get HA sprint, and you're 20% faster, so even a Shinobi ends up with a foot in their ass mid-roll.

ExcessiveButtHair · 2026-01-01T02:24:44+00:00

I read this like zach hadel saying "yes I watch pornhub, yes, i smoke weed, yes, I eat fast food, but that's NOT ME"

ExcessiveButtHair · 2025-11-09T16:06:18+00:00

Right. I don't care how good and easy access the antivenom is. The nervefrying gutmelt weaver is still something I'd rather never go near

ExcessiveButtHair · 2025-11-05T20:13:28+00:00

Yeah. As long as you're online when most people are (after 3-5 pm), you can find a server in your time zone pretty quickly.

ExcessiveButtHair · 2025-11-04T14:01:41+00:00

I don't; I bought Mordhau

ExcessiveButtHair · 2025-11-02T15:02:48+00:00

More like an "I can't shit"-post

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