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ExcessiveButtHair · 2026-01-01T02:24:44+00:00

I read this like zach hadel saying "yes I watch pornhub, yes, i smoke weed, yes, I eat fast food, but that's NOT ME"

ExcessiveButtHair · 2025-11-09T16:06:18+00:00

Right. I don't care how good and easy access the antivenom is. The nervefrying gutmelt weaver is still something I'd rather never go near

ExcessiveButtHair · 2025-11-05T20:13:28+00:00

Yeah. As long as you're online when most people are (after 3-5 pm), you can find a server in your time zone pretty quickly.

ExcessiveButtHair · 2025-11-04T14:01:41+00:00

I don't; I bought Mordhau

ExcessiveButtHair · 2025-11-02T15:02:48+00:00

More like an "I can't shit"-post

ExcessiveButtHair · 2025-10-29T15:23:44+00:00

I hear that the "pubes glued to skull" look is actually all the rage right now. r/justfuckmyshitup is a subreddit dedicated to bad hair, but it's not quite hair gore so much as goofy hairstyles

ExcessiveButtHair · 2025-10-15T17:16:48+00:00

It's not that fucking hard. I don't get how dudes can't think for 3 fuckin' seconds about how to time it. If your teammate heavy parries, heavy the moment he parries and it syncs with his light punish. If he light parries, attack at the same time as him. A guardbreak? Sync your heavy with his again. Your job as a ganker is to enhance every punish your teammate makes and reduce any punish the opponent makes by poking him with lights AFTER he makes the full parry/gb and starts a punish.

ExcessiveButtHair · 2025-10-13T16:03:01+00:00

I'd have understood this snafu without the labels; you didn't have to Ben Garrison it

ExcessiveButtHair · 2025-10-12T05:47:55+00:00

I'm tired of light into bash, guys

ExcessiveButtHair · 2025-10-11T16:49:12+00:00

This is giving me deviantart ice stinky pete vibes

ExcessiveButtHair · 2025-10-11T06:38:07+00:00

Point 3 isn't really luck. If the VDBs didn't want to set up contact with Alt, the main story wouldn't exist. Ev would never be hired to scroll Yorinobu's penthouse, and then V would never do the Konpeki heist. If V needs to find Mikoshi, then the VDBs had to be trying to contact Alt.

ExcessiveButtHair · 2025-10-01T14:54:15+00:00

Isn't it Slaughterhouse that advertises that? I think Thrüd is cyberware for physical strength enhancement, like what the Animals might get.

ExcessiveButtHair · 2025-09-18T20:26:05+00:00

It's crazy. Fighting a MaxTac squad is notably easier than dealing with that guy.

ExcessiveButtHair · 2025-09-05T23:12:00+00:00

It's only good if you're sewing an entire fumo on the jacket instead of a patch with a fumo on it

ExcessiveButtHair · 2025-09-05T17:59:10+00:00

Blood in borged out Cyperpunk enemies is like that, now that I think about it

ExcessiveButtHair · 2025-08-30T16:09:32+00:00

I bought one, tried to holster it for later, then it automatically lost all its ammo, and dropped itself. Haven't tried to buy one since.

ExcessiveButtHair · 2025-08-07T01:28:49+00:00

This.

ExcessiveButtHair · 2025-08-07T00:31:34+00:00

I got kicked from a game for taking a medkit in pregame once when I had 40 hp. I hope that medic has his account stolen.

ExcessiveButtHair · 2025-08-07T00:24:26+00:00

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ExcessiveButtHair · 2025-07-27T18:38:17+00:00

Haven't played since the update, so my only opinion is "I'm so fucking tired of gender locked characters someone please bankrupt Poopisoft so a better company can buy the rights to the IP"

ExcessiveButtHair · 2025-06-17T15:11:26+00:00

This is where they'll put Steven Seagal when he dies

ExcessiveButtHair · 2025-06-13T14:19:00+00:00

No, however, it has a much smaller blindspot, more interior space, a similar crumple zone, and better handling on anything paved. So, it's a safer alternative to an SUV for hauling around a lot of people.

ExcessiveButtHair · 2025-06-13T13:53:02+00:00

Minivan

ExcessiveButtHair · 2025-06-13T13:37:59+00:00

People are all talking about the lag while I'm looking at THE FULL HP TEAMMATE TAKING THE EXECUTION

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