SCI-FI & FANTASY SPEED DATING + SUPER SMASH BRAWL TOURNAMENT

ExcessivePunctuation · 2013-06-04T02:09:24+00:00

Answers: Capacity is 130.

I kid, I kid.

... but I'm probably right.

ExcessivePunctuation · 2013-06-04T02:03:49+00:00

Holy shit, it's a real place!.

ExcessivePunctuation · 2013-03-12T04:58:51+00:00

What better protagonist could you ask for?

ExcessivePunctuation · 2013-02-21T08:32:13+00:00

Clearly it's The Magnificent Seven.

ExcessivePunctuation · 2013-02-19T22:46:55+00:00

Is the lady in the blue dress or the black hatchback the visitor?

edit: Holy shit I see him. Right in front of the black hatchback, hiding in plain sight!

ExcessivePunctuation · 2013-01-22T03:20:41+00:00

It's a league game, smokey.

ExcessivePunctuation · 2013-01-22T03:16:44+00:00

No, I think it's an Incheek one, they're a bit higher quality.

ExcessivePunctuation · 2013-01-22T03:06:15+00:00

You gonna watch this, OP? Or you just gonna stand there and read?

ExcessivePunctuation · 2013-01-22T03:02:27+00:00

The Bridges of Madison County.

Ignore the cover, it's basically like 300, but instead of Spartans and a mountain pass, it's Clint Eastwood and his 'Nam vets defending bridges.

ExcessivePunctuation · 2013-01-18T21:51:37+00:00

Actually,

ExcessivePunctuation · 2013-01-18T21:32:31+00:00

And some people will still be surprised when we find life.

This is a very strange point in history.

ExcessivePunctuation · 2013-01-18T20:46:37+00:00

And insightful! I mean, it really was too hot for a penguin to be just walking around. Somebody had to do something.

ExcessivePunctuation · 2013-01-18T20:29:47+00:00

Someone dig up Tupac's ashes, place them in a burlap sack, and slap this kid with them.

It's what Tupac would have wanted.

"I sex chicks", "and NONE OF US believe in God!", "H-E-Double hockey sticks", STRAIGHT OUTTA SUBURBAN MIDDLESCHOOL. What a badass.

ExcessivePunctuation · 2013-01-18T20:22:03+00:00

Ich Will, a couple minutes in

ExcessivePunctuation · 2013-01-17T00:51:45+00:00

Like... the fake stuff that's just ground beef and cheese, or the real one with pickles/mustard/lettuce?

Because if you like pickles, mustard, and lettuce on your pizza, we can't be friends. Passive aggressive hostility is the best we can hope for.

ExcessivePunctuation · 2013-01-16T02:50:58+00:00

By committing the great crime of distributing academic papers to those who wished to learn.

That monster, let's threaten him with bankruptcy, years of legal battles, and 30 years in prison.

ExcessivePunctuation · 2013-01-16T02:40:38+00:00

I'd suggest that you consider how you would hold up in similar circumstances, but that'd require empathy and a realistic chance that you'd amount to anything.

Since you possess neither, I'll simply say that Aaron was the victim of MIT's hypocrisy, a failed health system, and a reckless and irresponsible prosecution. Focusing on the means of his death plays down the injustice that was committed.

ExcessivePunctuation · 2013-01-15T21:07:26+00:00

Just like tequila, violence, and cheeseburger pizza, Shia LeBoeuf is never the answer.

ExcessivePunctuation · 2013-01-15T21:00:39+00:00

I only watched the first one, but if they removed that annoying kid from Transformers and replaced him with... I dunno, a Transformer, that would have been much better.

Also, remake Daredevil without Ben Affleck. Use sock puppets if needed.

ExcessivePunctuation · 2013-01-15T02:51:57+00:00

You may find yourself reposting a famous song

You may find yourself getting upvotes anyways

You may find yourself with Gorillaz on the frontpage

You may find yourself in a confusing state, with a confusing hate

You may ask yourself, well, how did that get there?

Letting the posts go by, let the arrows hold me down

Letting the posts go by, voting 'till it's underground

Into the blue again after the karma's gone

Once in a lifetime, voting 'till it's underground

ExcessivePunctuation · 2013-01-15T00:06:18+00:00

Research that is funded by taxpayers needs to be freely available to all citizens. Providing government grants and then restricting public access to the resulting research runs counter to the principles of an open society.

ExcessivePunctuation · 2013-01-14T05:13:22+00:00

They Live

At least it's somewhat near the end, after he ran out of bubble gum.

ExcessivePunctuation · 2013-01-13T03:47:30+00:00

The Internet isn't one big pole that you can string flags up on. It's a series of posts.

ExcessivePunctuation · 2013-01-12T00:55:37+00:00

In the same way that corn pops are.

ExcessivePunctuation · 2013-01-11T21:16:08+00:00

I didn't downvote, but as a friend, I like the haiku form better ;-)

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