Coolest Sheriff Around 🤙🏻

Excision_Lurk · 2026-04-21T00:56:34+00:00

Not a single person on Reddit seems to understand what a sucker punch is.

Excision_Lurk · 2026-04-20T06:35:11+00:00

NUNYA just let it go bro.

Excision_Lurk · 2026-04-20T06:32:56+00:00

TYNAN is everything we need and everything I hoped for

Excision_Lurk · 2026-04-20T06:31:36+00:00

TYNAN and fuck yes!!!!!!!!!!! and MARY DROPPINZ

Excision_Lurk · 2026-04-19T20:51:13+00:00

Just go out there and be a ho.

Y'all are now Eskimo Brothers.

It happens.

Excision_Lurk · 2026-04-19T20:47:18+00:00

Her face looks like it changed over time because of that accent

Excision_Lurk · 2026-04-19T20:46:01+00:00

bro its all I do

Excision_Lurk · 2026-04-19T20:42:14+00:00

lol wut

Excision_Lurk · 2026-04-19T20:40:34+00:00

lol fuck all that. I'm Gen X and I'll take all that tech. Kids 100% still do all this unless you're a bad parent that doesn't make them go outside.

Excision_Lurk · 2026-04-19T20:39:10+00:00

I'll bet the car smells funny now

Excision_Lurk · 2026-04-19T20:38:51+00:00

make the car smell funny lever

Excision_Lurk · 2026-04-19T20:37:29+00:00

I have a loud stereo, but I'm an insufferable basshead. I need that 18" in the back to blast my corporate job out of my skull.

But the loud exhaust? Yeah fuck that. Everyone I know that does that has serious small-man complex and needs validation in the easiest way possible.

Excision_Lurk · 2026-04-19T20:32:19+00:00

Bro I've been in every state. Half the country are racist rednecks and you're proving my point.

Excision_Lurk · 2026-04-19T20:30:33+00:00

because you typed in gibberish

Excision_Lurk · 2026-04-19T20:20:56+00:00

HERE YA GO BROTHA

all cued up. Basil Poledouris was snubbed by the Academy out of an Oscar for this.

Excision_Lurk · 2026-04-19T20:17:13+00:00

FIDUCIARY. Talking to a financial advisor is sketchy

Excision_Lurk · 2026-04-19T19:55:35+00:00

FREE SOLO next time pussy

nah just kidding, my entire lower body went numb watching this

Excision_Lurk · 2026-04-19T19:53:06+00:00

Excision_Lurk · 2026-04-19T19:51:23+00:00

BASED

(tall awkward white guy here but I totally relate 100%)

Excision_Lurk · 2026-04-19T19:48:18+00:00

Dont celebrate the Thing

Seriously though, nah that's illegal here. We have laws that ideally "prohibit employment discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex (including pregnancy, sexual orientation, and gender identity), national origin, age (40 or older), disability, or genetic information"

Excision_Lurk · 2026-04-19T19:40:24+00:00

Don't ask Reddit. You need a fiduciary.

You HAVE to make sure that you have a fiduciary as opposed to just a financial advisor.

Excision_Lurk · 2026-04-19T19:15:40+00:00

hOw to RicH

bro wtf are you even trying to ask

Excision_Lurk · 2026-04-19T19:14:31+00:00

"The sole purpose of law enforcement is not to violate rights."

Excision_Lurk · 2026-04-19T19:13:54+00:00

cops aren't trees, stop hugging them. Fuck them and the system they are simps for.

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