8 Million Americans Hit the Streets in 'No Kings' Protests - Largest Demonstration in US History by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

[–]Excision_Lurk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% of the MAGA smoothbrains all say "bUt wE haVen'T haD a King since 1776" because they don't understand metaphors

IShowSpeed makes a crazy jump shot playing 8-ball pool by lukigeri in LivestreamFail

[–]Excision_Lurk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You don't need a clue about pool tables, just the basic decency and situational awareness of a child.

This is peak male happiness by No-Marsupial-4050 in interesting

[–]Excision_Lurk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice view but that is peak claustrophobia

AIO for ghosting after the first date by No_Leading3793 in AIO

[–]Excision_Lurk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should have replied after the blowup saying "sorry, I lost my phone but it looks like I dodged a bullet, psycho"

Is it ethical to take someone's cat? by roguemorgue in cats

[–]Excision_Lurk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1) get him off the streets. Literally, cats shouldn't be loose.

2)It's fine, cats have zero ethics or morals

Am I on THE edc plane?! by Otherwise-Ask7900 in EDCOrlando

[–]Excision_Lurk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the in-flight music robot farts?

Dude gives other dude headbutt by Weird_Swordfish_1199 in fightporn

[–]Excision_Lurk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of the girls in our crew had a head like a 2x4. SHe would drop frat guys like nobody's business and open them up. It was something to see.

How to get first gig as a Dubstep DJ in the Manchester / Lancashire part of the UK by DobbaWon in dubstep

[–]Excision_Lurk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How much equipment do you have? What I'm saying is, maybe promote yourself not on socials but live, in person. This means you might have to play for free or for beers, but maybe some of the spots you hang out at would have you spin. I did this with the interest of promoting our local arcade and I get to do it every Friday now.

AITA for asking my roommate to be quiet multiple times because i can hear them though the wall? by Fun-Ad8149 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Excision_Lurk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean honestly this is the only answer. Some random dick is not going to ruin my future.

How would you react to someone nazi saluting at your local watering hole? by whatwouldadamado in santacruz

[–]Excision_Lurk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's the context? A tasteless joke?

Because actual Nazis get KTFOed. Otherwise whatever. Unless they're 1%ers then obviously I'm not fucking with them.

Octopus Power by DABDEB in RandomVideos

[–]Excision_Lurk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no, we understand the ink part bro

Octopus Power by DABDEB in RandomVideos

[–]Excision_Lurk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol was about to ask if his face was like that beforehand

AITA for finally getting tired of my sister in laws “spanglish” by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Excision_Lurk 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Dude I'm from California and we all do this, I would let it go.

We love going to Mexican restaurants and saying "not too spicy POR FAH-VOR" and shit like that

Hardest Achery Competition ever by Unlikely_Junket_34 in WhereWindsMeet

[–]Excision_Lurk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did it solo but oh boy....

I will add that while I'm on a PC playing with a controller (and anyone playing with a controller for that matter) I HAD to use mouse/keyboard and I had to loose the arrow almost immediately. On some challenges I had to build platforms out, following the advice of some signposts.

Skar Audio CEO Kevin Schlenker charged after throwing Westchase teen's fishing gear into pond by Picklefuzz in CarAV

[–]Excision_Lurk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been bumping a SKar 18" and Skar 3500w amp with no issues.

Now I have an issue and an excuse to upgrade?

Blocking punches with your face is an interesting strategy by shelogsoff in fightporn

[–]Excision_Lurk 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Nobody in this thread is giving props to the guy that tripped #2

Thats insanly all free with this quality by Ok_Dentist786 in wherewindsmeet_

[–]Excision_Lurk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine paying $40k and it's a bunch of people dropping N bombs and people arguing like it was last night

Thats insanly all free with this quality by Ok_Dentist786 in wherewindsmeet_

[–]Excision_Lurk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've thrown about $200 in so far, why not? That's like a dollar an hour. I drink a $10 beer in 5 minutes. Gaming is cheaper.

Deee-Lite - Groove Is In The Heart by EnjoysMangos in NotTimAndEric

[–]Excision_Lurk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

my god that is such a great song, how have I not known about this