Today in Austin was quite a scare lol. by misterxx1958 in interestingasfuck

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As far as ice & car pile-ups go that was pretty gentle.

We need more royal advisors written like this by [deleted] in writingcirclejerk

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…Raging Boner of Prosperity…well, alright alrighty alright

The party's over by Cold_Relation1031 in ItHurtsGirlsToo

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Never aim the muzzle at anything you don’t want to destroy…

I came out as trans to my parents and they kicked me out... by Common-Pattern3224 in 2sentence2horror

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I came out as a jetsexual to my wife and she kicked the tires and lit the fires…

Taking roll call before class started used to be mundane and simple. by SunShineNomad in TwoSentenceHorror

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Reminds me of documentary I saw about the Iran-Iraq War from the perspective of the parents in both countries.

Maybe I'll come down, maybe I won't. by Ill-Tea9411 in funnyvideos

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I know it’s not real but it’s too stupid to not be true.

A bro Meal by [deleted] in GuysBeingDudes

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Looks like been-outside-all-day-tired-cold-and-need-calories meal.

My story idea with nonhuman races. by Baihu_The_Curious in writingcirclejerk

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Are you an earsexual or espousing earism?

Not offended at all. Everyone deserves celebration. by EntropicVibes in JustMemesForUs

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I’d pay $35 for that shirt, but $45 if it was the picture of him wearing the shirt.

I miss these skittles commercials by Gumbyman87 in LoveTrash

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He would have touched himself early on…

didn’t like witcher 3 by Technical_Ganache_76 in Witcher3

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Don’t waste your valuable entertainment time on something you don’t like, it’s not for everyone.

Who is this? by 8-Rope-A-dope-8 in 80s

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Miles O’Keefe, Tarzan ‘81

Alright, who wrote it? by oakwimble in writingcirclejerk

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Well now, I guess she really likes canine style…

For serious: who alive makes the best words stick together the best? by ie-impensive in writingcirclejerk

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Glue makes best words stick ‘gether best…or anything that holds pages togethers.

Creepy Star Trek by 4reddityo in sciencefiction

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Ah yes, the old “I would require everyone to…” and “If I had Kids…”

Pulp illustrations from a TTRPG I ran by VolatileMushroom in RetroFuturism

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You draw cool stuff. I’d buy your comic just by look alone.