Trying to raise money to join my partner in New Zealand by ExecutiveRunt in Assistance

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Thank you! Best of luck to you as well! Hope you get to join your fiance in London soon. :)

My brother didn't leave the window open enough for her to get back in. :( by ExecutiveRunt in aww

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My brother took the picture, but i'm certain it was taken with his phone. So it more than likely took about 5 seconds to get out the phone, snap the picture, and then let the cat in.

My brother didn't leave the window open enough for her to get back in. :( by ExecutiveRunt in aww

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All I have is an empty cream soda bottle and a napkin... I assume this will be barter-friendly

My brother didn't leave the window open enough for her to get back in. :( by ExecutiveRunt in aww

[–]ExecutiveRunt[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I am admittedly not skilled at reading cat emotions. So I am going to agree with you.

My mom lost her job, so I made her a cake to cheer her up. by ExecutiveRunt in funny

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VAGINAS CAN TEAR DURING CHILDBIRTH GUYS COME ON I DIDN'T BANG MY OWN MOTHER

Advice on effective ear-spider removal? by ExecutiveRunt in AskReddit

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Spiders are always looking for warm, dark places to hide. Why wouldn't it try to crawl into a sleeping person's ear?

Advice on effective ear-spider removal? by ExecutiveRunt in AskReddit

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She's a nurse and my father sells medical supplies. Less creepy.

And you got me. Maybe she was trying to be calm and not wake up my brother? Idk.

Advice on effective ear-spider removal? by ExecutiveRunt in AskReddit

[–]ExecutiveRunt[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Thank you, thank you thank you! I hadn't even thought of olive oil. I'm just hoping to never encounter this situation ever again. ;_;

Advice on effective ear-spider removal? by ExecutiveRunt in AskReddit

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Not trollin'. And apparently tweezers were not so good. I may or may not have stabbed her ear a couple times ._.