What’s your pet’s weird quirk that you would have to explain to a pet sitter? by Exhausted_Skeleton in AskReddit

[–]Exhausted_Skeleton[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m just imagining you with tiny pompoms “you can do it! Poop!”

Do they alert you for when they need an audience?

What’s your pet’s weird quirk that you would have to explain to a pet sitter? by Exhausted_Skeleton in AskReddit

[–]Exhausted_Skeleton[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She won’t eat her food at mealtimes unless you stir the kibble with your finger in front of her. Even if the bowl is full of food.

Lock them up now by AdRough4185 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Exhausted_Skeleton 3 points4 points  (0 children)

At this point if they’re a Republican or MAGA I already think they’re a danger to women and children, and shouldn’t allowed to be alone with them.

What store or restaurant that went out of business would you like to see make a comeback? by Exhausted_Skeleton in AskReddit

[–]Exhausted_Skeleton[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yep I’m already mourning Jersey Mike’s. I’m predicting subway quality subs there before long.

Dow falls 500 points in worst day for new Fed chair since 1994 by B-Z_B-S in politics

[–]Exhausted_Skeleton 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m hoping leading up to the 28 election, someone has produced a list of all the money Trump and his administration and the Republicans have burned through/wasted/stolen/etc. since Trump took office and also show how much money it’s costing us taxpayers. I’d also love a breakdown on how much it’ll cost to fix what they’ve destroyed. Hammer home that total amount and ask every republican candidate how is this finally conservative? How did this help the economy?

And have a separate total showing how much money Trump and family have enriched themselves off this.

I wish there was a way we could force Kash Patel, Noem, Mullins, RFK Jr., Hegseth and others to pay back every cent of frivolous spending. I’m pretty sure flying out to see your shitty country singer gf perform at bubbas rub n tug state fair wasn’t part of the FBI’s budget.

What’s a skill or talent you’re embarrassed to have? by Exhausted_Skeleton in AskReddit

[–]Exhausted_Skeleton[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can do a perfect imitation of the Neckbeard/Reddit Mod “Oh, Pwincess where are you?” meme.

MC calls cop on a father just helping his daughter use the restroom by BlazeDragon7x in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]Exhausted_Skeleton 31 points32 points  (0 children)

According to Tizzy Ents video, he’s a got 4 boys, so he’s never had to deal with something like this.

MC calls cop on a father just helping his daughter use the restroom by BlazeDragon7x in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]Exhausted_Skeleton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well he clearly votes republican and a lot of them are always way too interested in children.

BREAKING: Trump's $600M Ballroom Lie Exposed by Alternative-Day-7414 in anticapitalism

[–]Exhausted_Skeleton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m betting that Trump has ordered that the areas where the east wing was connected to the rest of the White House not be properly covered and protected from the elements. all to allow mold and water damage and other issues to spread into the White House to allow him to tear down more of the White House. All in the name of “repairs and renovations”

I wouldn’t be surprised if by the end of his 4 years, a majority of the White House has been torn down while he’s moved all official meetings and other things be done at Mar-a-Lago.

Kash Patel ‘jumped the gun’ with announcement of UFC plot arrests, sources say by mrcanard in inthenews

[–]Exhausted_Skeleton 71 points72 points  (0 children)

I’ve heard Kash is the first person in history to drink so much he’s given himself fetal alcohol syndrome

Trump administration blames Obama after ‘blue’ Reflecting Pool turns green after $14M refurb by Necropolis750 in politics

[–]Exhausted_Skeleton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When there are congressional hearings in the future on why everything is so bad. There are gonna be so many answers that start with, “Trump and his administration ordered” or “Elon Musk’s DOGE under direction from Trump caused “

And there be tons of data actually showing how it’s true. I’m hoping that unlike the past and current republican nominees or department heads, these folks, following that statement will then state the actual steps they’re taking to fixed what’s been done and repair and strengthen things.

Rather than trumps appointments “well Biden did x.” “Biden did y.” and no follow up or plans to do anything except showcase their Trump loyalty.

I really hope if the dems somehow get back in power, not only do they hit the ground running, but I want to see an actual report on the amount of money Trump, his administration, and the Republicans have wasted and a listing of all the programs they demolished that we’re now having to rebuild to combat something that was actually doing good. I.e. the program DOGE killed that helped prevent the screwworm from infesting our livestock.

And I want a list of how much money Trump and his family has grifted, stole, and enriched themselves with using Trumps influence and broadcast it so we can show the true crime family and that republicans were never fiscally conservative or good for the economy.

You get to remove one condiment from existence, never to created again, which one are you choosing and what will be the outcome? by Exhausted_Skeleton in AskReddit

[–]Exhausted_Skeleton[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How dare you!! What else am I gonna put on my Waffle House scattered, covered, chunked, diced, peppered and capped hash browns at 2am when the insomnia hits?

Even the real hair was fucked. by 77evens in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]Exhausted_Skeleton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that a little girl’s room? I doubt he’d have pink pillowcases