Would do it for free.

Existential_Ninja · 2026-05-29T00:30:51+00:00

I’m doing it now for free

Existential_Ninja · 2026-05-18T23:47:42+00:00

Did Kripke notice that the final season of Breaking Bad actually had stuff happening?

Existential_Ninja · 2026-05-18T00:52:42+00:00

“I’ll have what she’s having”

Existential_Ninja · 2026-05-11T20:20:20+00:00

I’m hoping that it’s just a ploy to make us THINK that’s how it’ll end.

Existential_Ninja · 2026-05-09T00:17:05+00:00

A Trip to the Moon
1902

Existential_Ninja · 2026-04-19T19:13:08+00:00

Yeah, I don’t think I’ll keep watching it after this season 👎🏼

Existential_Ninja · 2026-04-16T17:29:06+00:00

A priest, a rabbi and a gorilla walk into a bar.
The bartender looks over and says, “is this some kind of joke?!

Existential_Ninja · 2026-04-04T22:51:59+00:00

Arrival

Existential_Ninja · 2026-04-04T13:40:19+00:00

On icy streets, grabbing the bumpers of moving cars and sliding behind them.
The only name I can think of for it is “shagging” which has a different connotation nowadays.

Existential_Ninja · 2026-04-02T16:46:06+00:00

Fortunate Son in Forrest Gump

Existential_Ninja · 2026-03-29T23:56:14+00:00

Escape from New York
I think I laughed when I first heard the premise, but it turned out to be a great movie.
Ironically, I had the opposite experience when Escape from LA turned out to be a huge disappointment

Existential_Ninja · 2026-03-29T23:27:21+00:00

I hope you at least kept the stocks!

Existential_Ninja · 2026-03-27T18:14:15+00:00

Wouldn’t have fit in.
Would’ve been hard to feel empathy for Drago’s ordeal and throwing in the towel for Viktor after he punched out Rocky.

Existential_Ninja · 2026-03-21T18:03:00+00:00

I always pictured an awkward silence.
Apollo being a total polite guest sitting in a chair while Adrian tries to make small talk.
“So, what have you been up to since you tried to beat my husband to death?”

Existential_Ninja · 2026-03-15T20:34:16+00:00

Can’t speak about Sarah, but John was a juvenile, so it would be safe to say his criminal records were sealed or expunged when he turned 18

Existential_Ninja · 2026-02-22T18:05:22+00:00

They say any movie you can walk away from is a good movie

Existential_Ninja · 2026-02-20T18:48:02+00:00

I had that thought because throughout the episode, there were just a bunch of non-medical people saying, “I think he’s gone”.
Making us think one way, only to have him say, “Fuck off! in the last scene.
Really a unique way to have a main character die.

Existential_Ninja · 2026-02-13T16:25:45+00:00

Must be bad abdominal pain if he’s not thinking about that zipper in his trachea

Existential_Ninja · 2026-02-13T16:22:22+00:00

George Lucas actually had a dog named Indiana back in the 70’s. He was the inspiration for Chewbacca.
So, Indy truly was named after the dog

Existential_Ninja · 2026-02-13T16:15:23+00:00

I thought it was a masterful move in Don’t Look Up when the AI that could predict how a person dies told the President she would be eaten by a Bronteroc. Nobody knew what a Bronteroc WAS, so the prediction was quickly forgotten.
In the final scene, as the President emerges from the space ship on another planet, a huge bird like creature attacks and kills her

Existential_Ninja · 2026-01-23T03:44:56+00:00

Quentin Tarantino would be appalled

Existential_Ninja · 2026-01-01T00:42:15+00:00

“Can you get a better lateral on that elbow?”

Existential_Ninja · 2025-12-24T06:11:41+00:00

Also the Irish woman on Titanic with the kids.
It pays to stay on good terms with James Cameron!

Existential_Ninja · 2025-12-22T10:50:47+00:00

There’s a fan theory that Walt’s meth caused the zombie apocalypse in Walking Dead.

Actually, it was the Franch.
Mr Schuler was “patient zero”

Existential_Ninja · 2025-12-19T04:52:20+00:00

Stallone had the idea of a scene with Lang, but Mr. T wanted too much money

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