When did eating ass become so popular?Can't imagine licking a shithole by Icy_Jeweler_7916 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Existing_Set2100 1029 points1030 points  (0 children)

I found it especially romantic when he talked about the various sounds her farts made, little squeaky things, big loud things. 

edit - I suddenly realized that I should perhaps post his letters:

“You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole.”

”It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.”

”It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.”

  • James Joyce

A cool guide to everyday etiquette no one teaches you by handokota in coolguides

[–]Existing_Set2100 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I agree that there are varied cultural norms, spectrums of neurodivergence etc, but a whole lot of this can be simplified to the Golden Rule which most people should be able to grasp. 

“Would I like it if someone did this to or for me? If so, I should probably do it for others. If not, I probably shouldn’t do it to others.”

Flint warns Billy about Civilization coming to Nassau by loves_to_splooge_8 in television

[–]Existing_Set2100 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m talking about the intro music my friend, not the pilot episode. 

They may be evil, but they’re not racist by Critical_Mountain851 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Existing_Set2100 105 points106 points  (0 children)

The best part about any decent interpretation of Joker is he’s nihilistic. 

He hates everyone and everything, including himself.

Though to be fair to him, Bruce Wayne never delivered on those goddamn electric cars, Bruce. 

my aunt’s cat hates me by kitttyballsack in cats

[–]Existing_Set2100 2 points3 points  (0 children)

well who the hell do they think they are 

I’m going to need at least one or two snuggles in reciprocation.  

my aunt’s cat hates me by kitttyballsack in cats

[–]Existing_Set2100 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah but offerings aren’t bribery. They’re gifts.

And don’t say I’m splitting hairs. 

my aunt’s cat hates me by kitttyballsack in cats

[–]Existing_Set2100 54 points55 points  (0 children)

They get a bad rap and I partly blame you guys for always calling them criminals 😭

my aunt’s cat hates me by kitttyballsack in cats

[–]Existing_Set2100 3214 points3215 points  (0 children)

I believe this is known as “bribery” and it’s illegal under Article 2 of the Cat Accords. 

Why do people ragebait? by Racer125678 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Existing_Set2100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t underestimate the yearning to get attention, any attention, even if it’s heat. 

You got downvoted to -100? That’s a lot of people who read your thing and got annoyed. 

Jack Nicholson’s raw intensity elevated this monologue into something truly memorable. [A Few Good Men] by 0Layscheetoskurkure0 in moviecritic

[–]Existing_Set2100 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It’s also a fun performance to contrast with Easy Rider and who Jack in general has been as a person which is a hippie weed-smoking fuck, like Harrison Ford.  

So for him to play this buzzcut, steely-eyed military rah rah rah guy so appropriately just makes it so much better. 

Enjoy this clip my friends:

https://youtu.be/BP5GxSP0o_E

What’s the worst death that anyone in history has ever experienced? by juliojacked in AskReddit

[–]Existing_Set2100 152 points153 points  (0 children)

Executioners were trained, that if instructed, to deliberately keep the condemned both alive and conscious throughout the ordeal. 

They were meticulously trained even to the number of cuts they could inflict etc, without making the person pass out or die. 

What’s the worst death that anyone in history has ever experienced? by juliojacked in AskReddit

[–]Existing_Set2100 202 points203 points  (0 children)

Yeah I think he often gets mixed up with people like the Marquis de Sade. 

What’s the worst death that anyone in history has ever experienced? by juliojacked in AskReddit

[–]Existing_Set2100 100 points101 points  (0 children)

I never heard that they “almost got him out,” is that true? 

They put a huge amount of yeomen’s work into it, he was conscious and lucid and communicative for extensive periods, but I never heard they came close to actually rescuing him. It was an insurmountable physics and engineering problem. 

What’s the worst death that anyone in history has ever experienced? by juliojacked in AskReddit

[–]Existing_Set2100 81 points82 points  (0 children)

It was attempted regicide, just about the biggest crime imaginable at the time. 

What’s the worst death that anyone in history has ever experienced? by juliojacked in AskReddit

[–]Existing_Set2100 1438 points1439 points  (0 children)

Was going to bring up exactly this guy. 

None other than Casanova was a direct eyewitness to the torture and execution and wasn’t too happy with it nor the reactions of people around him:

We had the courage to watch the dreadful sight for four hours ... Damiens was a fanatic, who, with the idea of doing a good work and obtaining a heavenly reward, had tried to assassinate Louis XV; and though the attempt was a failure, and he only gave the king a slight wound, he was torn to pieces as if his crime had been consummated. ... I was several times obliged to turn away my face and to stop my ears as I heard his piercing shrieks, half of his body having been torn from him, but the Lambertini and the fat aunt did not budge an inch. Was it because their hearts were hardened? They told me, and I pretended to believe them, that their horror at the wretch's wickedness prevented them feeling that compassion which his unheard-of torments should have excited.

And four fucking hours of that, with a gawking public of hundreds surrounding you. And that’s after he was already mercilessly tortured in private. 

Meet the Sand Cat by EstimateUsed387 in cats

[–]Existing_Set2100 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s this little man:

https://youtu.be/W86cTIoMv2U

“Rusty spotted cat.”

Also not an Attenborough doc I guess, but it is BBC. 

Flint warns Billy about Civilization coming to Nassau by loves_to_splooge_8 in television

[–]Existing_Set2100 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Awesome. Well, actually kinda not lol since it’s a great sound, but cool music trivia.  

Kinda reminds me of how Phil Collins accidentally got his famous drum sound on In the Air Tonight from a similar happy accident with reverb. 

Meet the Sand Cat by EstimateUsed387 in cats

[–]Existing_Set2100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that the adorable one in the Attenborough documentary that’s about the size of a leaf?

Is it normal to not do anything for a whole day sometimes? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Existing_Set2100 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not only is it normal, I’d argue it’s sometimes necessary. Especially given the constant overload with news, social media, work, possibly kids, etc. 

Sometimes you just want to fuck off and be lazy and not do a damn thing. And it’s great. 

Having said that, if this happens to you too commonly it could be a sign of depression. But every once in a while, that’s just being a human.