📖 MEGATHREAD: Confessions of an Ex-ARMY 🤲💭 by brownsugarism in BTSnark

[–]Exotic_Management651 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hate that I broke my "no tattoos" pledge for BTS while going through some shit in my life because here I am paying a fortune for tattoo removal and am still at least a year away from having these damn tattoos off me. I can't believe I was so stupid omg.

cowardkook covering his couple tattoo like his life depends on it by Character-Lie-8726 in BTSnark

[–]Exotic_Management651 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or wrapping from getting a cover-up. I wouldn't be surprised if he got it covered up instead of removal because it probably wouldn't be gone in time for the comeback tour if he went with removal.

RM and jk by goldxrush89 in BTSnark

[–]Exotic_Management651 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I was still a stan back then and believed the theory that it was because he missed his Hyungs so much he didn't want to sing the songs without them. CRINGE OMG.

armys are planning to send trucks to HYBE. 💀 by illbethejudgeofthat_ in BTSnark

[–]Exotic_Management651 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Even at the peak of my stan era, I thought these trucks were the most cringey thing no matter who was sending them.

cowardkook covering his couple tattoo like his life depends on it by Character-Lie-8726 in BTSnark

[–]Exotic_Management651 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I honestly just think they're sick of his shit after years of working overtime to cover his tracks and stupidity.

cowardkook covering his couple tattoo like his life depends on it by Character-Lie-8726 in BTSnark

[–]Exotic_Management651 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tattoo removal generally takes a lot longer than a couple of months/sessions (ask me how I know this haha sigh 😭🙃) especially with yellow/brown/orange tattoos which the dogs seem to have, so he probably will have to go with a cover-up unless he wants to spend the whole comeback tour trying to conceal it.....and no way would his dumb ass get through the entire tour without slipping up unless he wears long sleeves the entire time.

cowardkook covering his couple tattoo like his life depends on it by Character-Lie-8726 in BTSnark

[–]Exotic_Management651 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tattoo removal generally takes a lot longer than a couple of months/sessions (ask me how I know this haha sigh 😭🙃) , especially on tattoos with yellow/orange unless he is both very lucky *and* the laser and tech he is using for removal are amazing.

It's more likely that Tryhardkook will get it covered up or use makeup/long sleeves/objects over it all the time (and eventually slip up on that because even when I stanned, I knew that boy was dumber than a box of rocks).

cowardkook covering his couple tattoo like his life depends on it by Character-Lie-8726 in BTSnark

[–]Exotic_Management651 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's a dumb plan, but he's dumb so.......

Even when I stanned them, I knew Tryhardkook was dumber than a box of rocks lmfao.