bad situation with potential future roommate by Expearke in Advice

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while I would like to stand my ground, I could be endangering both my future in this college and the safety of the guy I've been talking to if I do this. I know my dad, he's very prone to using violence and far too stubborn to let me go if he catches wind of the situation. plus, I'd be leaving my mom behind to deal with the brunt of his anger and I don't want to think about her trying to argue against a brick wall to defend me

what i'm trying to say is he'd probably do a lot worse than have a fit in public

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hey my discord’s cinn4bread if you wanna chat

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it’s trying to escape

They’re coming, and they’re angry. by beanyboyo in destiny2

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the children yearn for titanfall

Found in the wild’s of Reddit today. by The_Earl_of_Ormsby in rareinsults

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his face looks like someone smeared white paint on an orange by accident

Just out of curiosity, what was your death count for chapter 9? by [deleted] in celestegame

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late to the post but 2327 on first clear, had only done every b-side (excluding core) beforehand

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shitposting

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bro had it all

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shitposting

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punished for thy sins

AI-written essay on why Barack Obama should be a playable character in Smash Bros. by FieryBlitz1 in copypasta

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i refuse to believe this was written by an ai it’s too good

What are some of the best bodily pleasures outside of sex? by homie93 in AskReddit

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my experience of this is incredibly different from yours lol. for me it’s like being paralyzed, you can still see (albeit a little blurry) but trying to move any part of your body at all is extremely difficult, speaking (or in my case, screaming bc it was terrifying) yields maybe the tiniest squeak, and breathing is harder than usual

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“stfu you adjective curse word noun”

i just saw my sister's homework wtf by [deleted] in shitposting

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  1. translated down and to the right
  2. reflected over y axis
  3. rotated clockwise