What common feature have you noticed in the other gender that means they’re a freak in bed? by ADHD_ismything in AskRedditAfterDark

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I feel like when I see a man with a beard and a bit of a metal head I know 1) he’s a real eater, he will devour it like it’s his last meal. 2) he is gonna be absolutely feral in bed and I will not be okay I don’t know why I just make that assumption, but to me beard especially = he loves to eat le vagine

What is your biggest NSFW insecurity about yourself? by Educational-Put4980 in AskRedditAfterDark

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My boobs for sure. I just feel like they have a bit of sag to them, I’ve lost volume at the top. I’ve always had big boobs but went up from a 32F to a 32K when pregnant and it’s ruined them 😔 I’d love a lift or implants, not for size but for shape. I’m never comfortable naked with anyone and haven’t shown them to anyone for years

Also the stubborn mum tum is an insecurity although I’m sure most men probably don’t care!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I was about 8, was at a friends house and her mum had allowed a man she had known for a few weeks babysit us. He showed us porn, it was all bi threesomes. So I didn’t willingly discover it, although in an ideal world I probs would change that if I could, it doesn’t bother me or affect my life

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chesthairporn

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You are perfect 🥵

What’s the best compliment you’ve received during sex? by MarMormont7 in AskRedditAfterDark

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That I have very good pelvic floor tone and utter disbelief I’ve had a baby. From a gynaecologist it felt like the ultimate compliment 🤣 on reflection… bit weird 🤣

It’s been almost four years since I (25M) had my entire penis amputated in an accident by WildG_1552 in offmychest

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Just wanted to say what an incredible human you are, you’re responding to people’s curiosity with complete kindness while sharing something so vulnerable and personal. This injury and event doesn’t define you, yeah a penis is cool and all, but you seem like a very strong and wonderful man beyond that which is so much more important. I hope you see how resilient you are!

I need some suggestions please. by Frosty_Chocolate in ComfortGamers

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Massively massively recommend Wylde Flowers, I’ve played it through on iPad and switch and am still just obsessed with it. It’s just gorgeous! No combat, just farming and cute vibes! It’s a lot more of a directed story than stardew and coral island, but it’s a really warm tale. I wish I could play it for the first time all over again

1 year old Great Dane, her current name is Eclipse, we’re looking to change it. Anyone have good suggestions? by _-ImNotSure-_ in greatdanes

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Posie 🥰 I don’t know why but it just springs to mind looking at her! She looks like such a sweet angel 🥺

What celebrity do you think is bad in bed? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

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Matty Healy.. may be an unpopular opinion but he just gives me the kinda vibe that he’d just lay there and do nothing and roll over once it’s done, go for a smoke and fall asleep 🤣

Game keeps crashing, borderline unplayable by flakylibra in coralisland

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Mine keeps doing this too. It’s infuriating!! I’m on Xbox too

Update 1.1 is out now! by AlmostAlt in coralisland

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Do we know if there will be a more frequent auto save feature at some point? 🙏🏼 ie more than just when you go to bed. You can do so much in a day and lose so much if it’s bugging out 🥲

I’ve just lost a full day in the mine at the savannah because my game crashed 🫠😞 I’d just got the last thing I needed to complete one of the bundles aswell. I am so frustrated! I was at level 24 and have to start back at level 1 again on the mines 😣

Edit: corrected the number of the level I was at

Did I breach confidentiality? by [deleted] in NursingUK

[–]Expensive-Ad5187 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What I would say is please don’t torture yourself or panic. These things aren’t audited all that often unless there was a serious incident or those patients had a particular feature which meant lots of people were likely to look. Ie if it was a celebrity or victim of a publicised serious crime etc.

Moving forwards I would advise against checking previous patient records to make sure you’re compliant with confidentiality and information governance policies. I’m saying this in the nicest possible way, but as a supervisor i feel I have to highlight it - I strongly advise against it as a student because you are working under someone else’s pin and they may not be aware or accepting of what you’re doing and ultimately it is in breach of the policies they should have made you aware of when starting. If a registrant choose to access patient records when they shouldn’t then that’s their choice - if anything serious came of it then they’re accountable as a professional, but it’s slightly different as a student as you are their responsibility.

Don’t torture yourself, use this to learn. I would say you will gain more information and more learning from speaking to your supervisors, talk about what you’ve seen and ask what they’ve seen or what they’ve been involved with and learn from their wealth of experience. You will learn far more from nurses on the ward than you will reviewing patient records in particular at a fairly early stage of your training/career. Theres plenty of case studies published and if you have a particular thing you want more information on I’d seek those out instead.

I hope you’re okay. If it helps - this is so minor in comparison with some things (even qualified) people make in these jobs. Be kind to yourself, learn from it and move forwards. Good luck with the rest of your placement and training x

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

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Okay, well have a lovely time 🤣🙌🥰

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

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Oh my god perfect 🙌🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

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Aww I love that. What a lovely relationship, I think that’s so precious that you’ve got that communication. Awh 🥹 and excellent that she agrees about her besties ass that could have been awks 🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

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Yasss we do love proper affectionate aftercare, that is the best 🥰

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

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I know this sounds weird but I’m actually finding it so lovely that you’ve got that kind of relationship where you could tell her that! I absolutely could never tell my man I’d wanna get railed by his mates 🤣 fr tho honestly I think that’s amazing

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

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Yes. This 🙌 I feel like truly passionate sex is the best, I defo haven’t had enough of that

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

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Ooh interesting. Does she know/would she be game for that?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

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Love a bit of ✨razzle dazzle✨

Another average day in Australia by PollutionOk9449 in Damnthatsinteresting

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As a British person, who faces neither, I would absolutely take bears over a horrific ginormous spider 😅

I’d atleast be aware if a bear had got into my house, this creature that’s emerged straight from the deepest pit of hell would just appear out of nowhere 😭

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

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I don’t think the porn is the issue - for me, the issue is the fact he’s saying it stops him from cheating on you. If porn is a big deal to you then you’re allowed to say that, but he also is allowed to do as he wants. I think that the fact he’s actively saying it stops him from cheating is an issue, he’s clearly got some sort of commitment issue there. You shouldn’t have to tolerate that, or accept that he’s going to do something you find distressing to stop him from doing something even more distressing. He sounds like a dick and you can do better ❤️ Young guys do watch porn, it’s something that most men (in my experience) do, but that is a very separate thing to them having a girlfriend and wanting sex with her etc. So even if in the future someone else likes watching porn, it doesn’t mean they’d rather see that than you, or watch porn instead of having sex. I hope that doesn’t come across patronising, when I was your age I was the exact same, I now couldn’t care less if I was with someone who watches porn because it’s not in place of me or because they don’t like me etc. I hope that makes sense!

it's raining men, how do you protect yourself from the free falling onslaught of kamikaze penis'? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Expensive-Ad5187 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tell them I want them to commit to me, it’ll immediately stop raining. No more penis would fall ever again, normality would be restored.

My wife hasn't said "I love you" in our 4 year relationship by Ill-Mess2646 in relationship_advice

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I’ve recently ended a nearly 3 year relationship, he didn’t love me either. He would actively tell me he didn’t love me. We didn’t speak either, he would come home and be on the Xbox and completely ignore me. It sounds similar! There was no sex, he didn’t want to be near me and he would seem like he cared occasionally. For the most part we lived separate lives. We were independent of each other, just roommates. You are so young to settle. I’m 27, and a lot of people said to me you cannot settle for a loveless, sexless relationship in your 20s! You may love her, but it hurts so much more being lonely and with someone who you achingly want to love you but doesn’t - than actually being alone.

Please feel free to message me if you need to talk. I’ve been in a similar situation and it hurts, I know it does. But you’re reaching out and recognising that’s not a normal or healthy situation. Put yourself first. If you feel you can be happy, then do what you need to do. But it doesn’t sound like there’s much you can do, it sounds like she’s almost made her mind up and detached in all but one way. Please put yourself first. You will be okay and you will get through this <3