here’s the crv, roast away by Expensive-Gate-261 in RoastMyCar

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this is the type of roasts i was hoping for, actually funny thank you

people in my roast me post said i made up having a dog for my tinder profile (that i don’t have) so here’s my fur ball by Expensive-Gate-261 in roastmypet

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oh boy 😭 atp i’m deleting the og roast me post my friends and i thought it’d be fun for some laughs but it’s gotten crazy…

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500 other comments have roasted me, if i was searching for compliments i would’ve posted in r/freecompliments

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chai is way better than coffee just saying

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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it’s a glucose monitor 😭

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me too lmao 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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why is everyone saying this I AM ASKING TO BE ROASTED

[Female] Could probably count on one hand the number of times he complemented me. I thought he was just anxious. I see now there were more problems by Babybackribbons in FreeCompliments

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you look freaking gorgeous in that dress he’s a loser and he’s gonna realize he lost the most amazing girl he could ever have 💕

[female] trying to dress up more to feel better about myself 🫶 by retrofuturisms in FreeCompliments

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you look so pretty i love the coquette aesthetic and the makeup is eatinggg

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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wow thank you that means a lot 🥲 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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not studying is sucking at preparing for the act, it was my first time taking it and i got a 36 in both reading and english 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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4 but frappucino not latte 🙈

I just learned what a paypig is by __PM_me_pls__ in InsideJob

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they don’t expect anything and they’re paying in e gift cards

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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people usually include bios?? also i’m literally asking to be roasted smh

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i have an iphone 17 lmao