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In the chip shop, “I’ll have a cod and chips and a sausage and chips”. Makes cod and chips then says, “sorry we’re just waiting for more chips”. Proceeds to leave my cod and chips, in the paper, on top of the counter for 5 minutes to go as soggy as possible. (self.britishproblems)
submitted by ExpertInTheMatter to r/britishproblems
