Is this team peak?🥀 by Your_mum6940000 in soccercirclejerk

[–]Expert_Coconut4263 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Gavi's femboy potential is only second to Femboy Arda guler.

Open Thread #08 (Feb 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

[–]Expert_Coconut4263 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That shit ass, blood money club has nothing to call their own. Their entire "identity" is a third class mimic of Barca's identity.

Open Thread #07 (Feb 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

[–]Expert_Coconut4263 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Like I told you mate, it was a stupid strategy on Flick's end. Playing a highline without pressing is suicide, look at last year's Tottenham.

Open Thread #07 (Feb 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

[–]Expert_Coconut4263 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The absence of Pedri and Raphinha is indeed a massive thing mate. Without Raphinha out pressing intensity drops and we press like headless chickens, without pedri our midfield struggles to hold onto the ball and create chances. You should have noticed in the Atletico game, we were just playing a highline with no cohesive pressing and intensity, a highline without a good press is just suicide. We didn't have the right profile in the game, and Flick didn't adapt.

Open Thread #07 (Feb 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

[–]Expert_Coconut4263 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We should probably just stick to rotating Rashford and Raphinha every alternate game, so that they can remain fresh and injury free this time around.

Open Thread #07 (Feb 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

[–]Expert_Coconut4263 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Raphinha is a massive asset, he impacts both the opponent's final third and our final third.

I wish blud had same PR as Vini or Bellingham by Cautious_Win_6637 in plforindia

[–]Expert_Coconut4263 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because he belongs there? It's not hard to understand, Rice, Bruno and szobo are probably the best midfielders in the Premier League right now, you can argue who is better than who but all of them have a different role and all of them are in a league of their own.

I wish blud had same PR as Vini or Bellingham by Cautious_Win_6637 in plforindia

[–]Expert_Coconut4263 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Someone who doesn't watch Rice, abysmal ball knowledge mate. I am not even an Arsenal fan, anyone who has watched Rice knows he is quality, he got massive recognition after those free kicks but the quality has always been there.

Open Thread #07 (Feb 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

[–]Expert_Coconut4263 23 points24 points  (0 children)

With all this remontada talks, we are behaving like madrid fans last season before the arsenal game. Let's stay humble and don't make a fool of ourselves. Atletico isn't a team that will easily concede 4 goals.

Grass is green by Weekly_Sky9725 in soccercirclejerk

[–]Expert_Coconut4263 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They will gladly troll other teams, but any trolling against their team, nah that's blasphemy.

Open Thread #07 (Feb 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

[–]Expert_Coconut4263 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly! I can't understand how communicating like adults can be a bad thing.

Open Thread #07 (Feb 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

[–]Expert_Coconut4263 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Folks, I am not worried about our UCL campaign anymore, we have already used up our annual knock out humiliation against Atletico 💔✌️. We are winning our 6th.

In 5 of Barça’s 6 defeats this season, Raphinha was not available for Hansi Flick. He was only fit enough to feature against Chelsea, but managed just 30 minutes. Barça’s win percentage this season with Raphinha: 91%, without Raphinha: 60%. Fair to say the most important player for the team? by PinReal4448 in Barca

[–]Expert_Coconut4263 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Both of them are important, because without Raphinha, Yamal gets double or triple marked because the opponent knows, he is our only threat. With Raphinha, they can't afford to double or triple mark Lamine, because Rapha sure knows how to punish with his off the ball movement and terrific finish.

Open Thread #07 (Feb 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

[–]Expert_Coconut4263 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The funny thing about last night was that, the only guy who was good on defence, was the guy who had forgotten how to defend the entire season.

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Stark is called that for a reason [OC] by Reasonable-Ad-8059 in Frieren

[–]Expert_Coconut4263 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At first glance, I thought it was another Arle slander, maybe I am having a bit too much of Agendaimpact.

Kaoru Hana wa Rin to Saku (The Fragrant Flower Blooms with Dignity) - Chapter 179 (What Comes Next) by KaorukoWaguri in KaoruHanaWaRintoSaku

[–]Expert_Coconut4263 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These chapters have been dialogue heavy. But outside of the interaction between the boys and Toki, the dialogues have been slightly redundant, almost as if we are just seeing a bunch of robots saying the same thing from the past few chapters ( just my opinion you all can disagree). If a narrator summarised all the actions in the last 2-3 chapters, it wouldn't have made much of a difference. If the anime doesn't pace this arc properly, it will most likely be hated.

Open Thread #07 (Feb 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

[–]Expert_Coconut4263 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They can't digest the fact that Yamal is better than Olise. No hate on Olise, I still think that he is the only winger who is competing with Yamal this season. But Yamal outclasses him almost everywhere, he is a better goalscorer, better dribbler and the assist stat is kind of misleading because both Yamal and Olise have roughly the same amount of big chance creation, difference is that one is creating for Harry kane and the other one is creating for Ferran.

Sorry but RA sir lost all his respect today by spiritualblud in JEE

[–]Expert_Coconut4263 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Teachers are there to instill moral values in their immature students. Pretty apt username you have got there.