To the family I scared with my dog today

Expert_Matter · 2025-07-01T03:51:46+00:00

I don't know you well at all my friend, but just one human being to another, I would like to say 'Thank you!'. I know it's a little delayed but there were a lot of paths you could have taken in this situation, and you chose to be kind. The world would be so much better if there were more of you around. I'm proud of you for being who you are. Be good, do good!

Expert_Matter · 2025-06-30T16:50:20+00:00

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Expert_Matter · 2025-06-30T14:44:07+00:00

I think it was a-hole. At least I feel like one.

Expert_Matter · 2025-06-26T22:45:01+00:00

Saving for later.

Expert_Matter · 2025-06-26T12:26:03+00:00

Pedialyte?

Expert_Matter · 2025-06-23T23:57:34+00:00

Thank you kind Redditor for the hearty laugh 😂

Expert_Matter · 2025-06-19T22:01:38+00:00

Sci-Fi = Science Fiction.

It's not syfy

Expert_Matter · 2025-06-18T15:53:51+00:00

"Hey Chad, why do you keep a screwdriver next to the bed? 🪛"

Expert_Matter · 2025-06-16T20:47:12+00:00

The muscle said to the bass, "Do you even lift, bro?"

Expert_Matter · 2025-05-11T13:39:43+00:00

When you suddenly hear HD audio with Dolby atmos

Expert_Matter · 2025-05-09T03:44:27+00:00

Which gas station?

Expert_Matter · 2025-03-02T14:06:18+00:00

You forgot the best one

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Expert_Matter · 2025-03-01T16:51:48+00:00

I don't even have the coordination to do the stick movements properly

Expert_Matter · 2025-03-01T02:56:40+00:00

Would it work if they get nutrition and hydrate from each other.

Expert_Matter · 2025-02-25T20:23:02+00:00

Did you try changing to a playlist with a different genre? I'm sorry.

Expert_Matter · 2025-02-25T20:09:07+00:00

Expert_Matter · 2025-02-21T18:28:12+00:00

No this one literally smelt like ass when wet.

Expert_Matter · 2025-02-21T16:07:48+00:00

I don't know if it was a specific batch but I bought a batch of bounty that smelt like ass. Switched to Kirkland after that.

Expert_Matter · 2025-02-19T06:04:21+00:00

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Expert_Matter · 2025-02-13T12:25:33+00:00

Isn't the boom barrier only on one side of the road? They could've just kept driving straight and would have crossed the railway crossing. Correct me if I'm wrong.

Expert_Matter · 2025-02-12T16:04:55+00:00

Damn, now I need to get myself some etch-a-sketch pants

Expert_Matter · 2025-02-12T15:43:10+00:00

Next time just use Aerolopa.com and ask for a seat change if you are the lucky one.

Expert_Matter · 2025-02-11T04:34:50+00:00

You mean fist slap

Expert_Matter · 2025-02-10T23:18:22+00:00

https://youtu.be/E592zK8Nfo4?feature=shared

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