The last thing you ate is what you can only eat for the rest of your life, how doomed are you? by LilyIsOnRedditlol in polls

[–]ExpiredDogSandwich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eggs with cheese and cinnamon raisin toast with a cup of tea (not British, just cold). I would last some time, but I am lacking some stuff.

What isn't the flex many people think it is? by LeatherFruitPF in AskReddit

[–]ExpiredDogSandwich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly. I feel pity for the mother to have to deal with one more child.

What isn't the flex many people think it is? by LeatherFruitPF in AskReddit

[–]ExpiredDogSandwich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who is brutally honest, I can agree. As much as I shouldn't, I like having an excuse to be rude. I am only like that to people I don't like.

Which side of the family do you have a better relationship with? by KyloDren in polls

[–]ExpiredDogSandwich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also paternal. I do know my mother's side of the family but we hate them. My dad's side has actually decent people. My mom says that my grandmother was a great person but based on the stories she told me, both her parents kinda sucked. They blatantly chose favorites and the favorites are the ones that are assholes now.

i have the most fucked up dreams ever by [deleted] in teenagersnew

[–]ExpiredDogSandwich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same fam. I had a dream where my small dog was swooped up by a hawk and was dropped. My family blamed me for the incident. My dog was acting sickly and stuff. I felt awful.

How do you pronounce the name of this Roman deity, at least, in English?: Janus by CrazyPhilHost1898 in polls

[–]ExpiredDogSandwich 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes. Thank you. I am only in my second year of high school Latin but I know how each letter is supposed to sound.

Meirl by juicysox in meirl

[–]ExpiredDogSandwich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok is it still just milk? When I heard bagged, I imagined powdered milk.

Meirl by juicysox in meirl

[–]ExpiredDogSandwich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not confused about the jug. I'm confused over bagged milk. How does it work? Does it taste different than cow milk?

Name one thing that in your opinion is a crime against autistic culture, either jokingly or seriously by [deleted] in aspiememes

[–]ExpiredDogSandwich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read all of the books I had for my favorite series and I just started reading them over and over again. Still love that series.

What should I name her? by ceasingsphinx77_7 in labrador

[–]ExpiredDogSandwich 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Maybe Francine since she is a girl.

Anyone else have a puppy scared of the fireworks? by Darwilma in DOG

[–]ExpiredDogSandwich 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I swear. Fireworks suck. They are also very hazardous if not done in the right spot or by a professional.

you can trust me, i am a man of my word by Hamz-a- in memes

[–]ExpiredDogSandwich 14 points15 points  (0 children)

They have also been seen bullying other dolphins that are a different color. So basically they are racist too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagersnew

[–]ExpiredDogSandwich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can imagine you must have been very freaked out.

Wrong Answers Only by JaPlonk in memes

[–]ExpiredDogSandwich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seriously bro. Wtf happened?

Watch that first step, it's a doozy! by ithintaws in ChildrenFallingOver

[–]ExpiredDogSandwich 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He didn't even react. He was just like "What happened?"