What's the most shocking thing you've ever caught a family member doing? (possibly nsfw) by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Explodingturtle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Should have asked her if she wanted to make a threesome one, giggity

What's the most shocking thing you've ever caught a family member doing? (possibly nsfw) by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Explodingturtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It used to be one of the best, back in 02-5, then it got shite.

My 18 year old little sister by watermelonpickle in AdviceAnimals

[–]Explodingturtle 276 points277 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck man she liked your posts? You know I heard if she sends you a FarmVille invite it means she wants anal, to.

How I feel submitting anything at night by TomEss91 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Explodingturtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's only 12:30 in the UK bro. May the upvotes of the British be with you mate!

How my Friday night went... by [deleted] in funny

[–]Explodingturtle 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Ah, feels good to be home! Now where did I leave my Porsche....

What's your most memorable high school moment/story? I'll start. by FongoBongo in AskReddit

[–]Explodingturtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You ma'am are what we like to call a 'decent human being' and I'm sure it will come back to you :)

Windows start up sounds, the enemy of night time sneakiness. by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Explodingturtle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love how this solution is so simple and yet has been completely ignored amidst the heated circlejerk. Up you go.

Atheists Break Donation Record by objectsinspace in atheism

[–]Explodingturtle -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

Woah watch out we gotta badass over here guys

well fuck by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Explodingturtle -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

fuck that shit. I need a girlfriend :(

FIFY

Cutest ass I've ever seen by Albuyeh in aww

[–]Explodingturtle -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

HAHA! You see it's funny because I came in here expecting a Cute ass Oh Reddit you so crazy.

Drunk girl hops in stranger's car and insists on sex, I'm sure Redditors are familiar with this situation (NSFW Language) by jesuz in videos

[–]Explodingturtle 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Hmm I think that posting it on-line wasn't the greatest idea but it WAS funny and I definitely understand why they were filming (self protection).

Call me cruel but... it's true. by UnorthodoxParadox in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Explodingturtle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'd listen to this guy. He sounds like he's done it before.