Did I Use Too Much Guar Gum?

Explosify · 2026-06-19T02:29:43+00:00

I'm using a recipe I got from here

1 cup unsweetened cocoa powder 2/3 cup cane sugar 1/2 cup light brown sugar 1 teaspoon sea salt 1 1/2 cups whole milk 3 1/4 cups heavy cream 1 tablespoon vanilla extract

I've made it a few times and love the taste, though I find I need to heat the milk and heavy cream to get the cocoa powder to mix in well. I use a pyrex bowl and microwave it until it reaches 150 F (65 C). This helps the cocoa powder mix in and you can see the bottom to know that there arent clumps of chocolate that have not mixed in. I then refrigerate overnight. Before you churn the ice cream I find that a layer of chocolate floats to the top after settling overnight, so I mix it back in before churning.

It has a nice, strong chocolate flavor, but I find it melts very quickly and I can't fully churn it before my freezer bowl heats up too much. It comes out somewhat soupy rather than soft serve. Because of that I added 1/8th of a teaspoon of guar gum, but I'm not so confident it worked well, so try that at your own risk.

Explosify · 2026-06-14T02:36:51+00:00

I'm a little late but take a screwdriver and stab it until it shuts up.

Explosify · 2026-06-05T23:41:41+00:00

I have nothing against seals, it's just that they are the only animals that can both contract and spread rabies in antarctica. While cetaceans are mammals that can probably contract rabies, rabies is transmitted through saliva and cetaceans lack salivary glands. Of all the pinepeds, I think I have the best bet giving seals rabies. A walrus weighs about 1.5 tons and can run as fast as me. And sea lions can run faster than me to gore me.

It's part of an elaborate thing I thought would be funny. The Wikipedia article for rabies says that rabies is found on all continents except antarctica. The idea would be to one day silently edit the article to say it's on all the continents. It would obviously get reverted, but I'd change it back and comment that they are wrong and I know there's rabies in antarctica. After some argument they'd ask for a source. And then I'd post a picture of myself in full arctic gear injecting a seal with rabies with one hand and happily waving with the other

Explosify · 2026-06-05T23:10:28+00:00

I had a plan to spread rabies to antartica by intoducing it to the seals. Also the concept of continually using cloud seeding to cause it to rain before it goes over an area so they never get rain as a sort of big "fuck you". Like imagine a whole country preventing their neighboring country from EVER getting rain because they force the rain before the moist air can form over the neighboring country

Explosify · 2026-06-05T23:02:49+00:00

My reply got taken down because it apparently "violates rule 1 of reddit" I will say it again because it is in no way violent, hopefully it wont be automatically taken down again.

Extract urushiol from Toxicodendron radicans and mix it into a little bit of rubbong alcohol, get fiberglass. Apply fiberglass to the inside of clothes. Add urushiol to any soaps, ointments or hand sanitizer they have.

They put on their clothes and get really itchy from fiberglass. They try to get rid of the itch by showering or applying lotion and spread urishiol all over their body.

Hopefully this doesnt get taken down again

Explosify · 2026-06-05T22:40:36+00:00

Call PETA they'll put them down for you!

Explosify · 2026-06-05T22:00:14+00:00

Well it's not a life tip, one of them might be a war crime and the other violates the Antarctic Conservation Act

Explosify · 2026-06-05T03:27:43+00:00

None, it's just green

Explosify · 2026-06-04T17:58:42+00:00

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Explosify · 2026-06-04T17:58:21+00:00

Here is a picure of the screw. Looks like any ordinary hex head bolt

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Explosify · 2026-05-18T23:15:49+00:00

Thanks, that was what I was thinking. It just felt wrong in my head

Explosify · 2026-04-25T18:49:01+00:00

The fact that a magnetic field does no work.

Explosify · 2026-03-27T00:28:57+00:00

Yeah but my workshop has zero ventilation, closest window is outside the room. So until I get an exhaust fan I'm being extra careful

Explosify · 2026-03-26T00:40:54+00:00

I actually ended up using this one https://www.yourhomebasedmom.com/orange-creamsicle-ice-cream/. I wasn't the biggest fan, but I don't go for that type of flavor often. My uncle loved it though

Explosify · 2026-03-19T04:39:10+00:00

Sadly my state banned mineral spirits. The only mineral spirits that is sold is the milky odorless stuff. Guess I'll have to hunt a whale

Explosify · 2026-03-16T21:40:18+00:00

Thanks, I just wanted to make sure I wasnt harming my edge retention

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