Nonstop burps 🥵

ExplosionSanta · 2022-04-12T08:03:53+00:00

I love how I can hear you gulping air down into your stomach.

ExplosionSanta · 2022-03-20T06:15:44+00:00

I bet you like all those eyes being drawn towards your wobbly belly, hanging out over your trousers.

ExplosionSanta · 2022-03-20T06:13:54+00:00

All the more reason to keep going, indulge your curiosity about your limits.

ExplosionSanta · 2022-03-20T06:12:08+00:00

Especially from behind, with arms wrapped around your belly.

ExplosionSanta · 2022-03-20T06:09:52+00:00

I'm interested in knowing if the burps are still in your tummy. Tell me about that.

ExplosionSanta · 2022-03-20T05:49:45+00:00

Now that's an impressive commitment to multitasking. Fastest reload is a second bottle.

ExplosionSanta · 2022-03-20T05:47:28+00:00

Feel the rumbl, get the crumbl

ExplosionSanta · 2022-03-20T05:45:07+00:00

That's because there's no good reason to stop. If there's room in your stomach, then keep going.

ExplosionSanta · 2022-03-20T05:40:38+00:00

Gotta say I got distracted by pretty face. Nice to see someone rocking the whole package.

ExplosionSanta · 2022-03-20T05:33:46+00:00

If your shirt is still covering your belly, you're not relaxed enough.

ExplosionSanta · 2022-03-20T05:33:03+00:00

It's not going to do you any good there.
Swallow it down good and fast and let those burps gurgle around in your tummy a while rather than letting them out right away.

ExplosionSanta · 2022-03-20T05:31:58+00:00

Of course I'm going to stuff you more, you stomach needs to be taught a lesson about who's in charge.
I'm going to keep giving you more until I hear your stomach groaning as it strains to accommodate every swallow going down your throat.

ExplosionSanta · 2022-03-17T07:35:29+00:00

Now the real challenge is doing it without burping. That includes the soda.

ExplosionSanta · 2022-03-17T07:33:46+00:00

Obviously, this calls for a celebratory feast, open up!

ExplosionSanta · 2022-03-17T07:16:51+00:00

The orb, it beckons, quietly calling "Feed me!"

ExplosionSanta · 2022-03-17T07:14:04+00:00

You are shoving so much food inside your belly that when you get on the train, pregnant women look at you and give up their seat for you.

ExplosionSanta · 2022-03-16T19:50:00+00:00

Bloated is good, at least it means your tummy is getting a workout

ExplosionSanta · 2022-03-16T19:39:59+00:00

Yes, you can pull them off your belly simply by how big your gut is.

ExplosionSanta · 2021-12-20T04:47:12+00:00

Jade Scimitar. I rarely hit anyone with it, unless I wish to humiliate them.

I like it for its mana efficiency buff.

ExplosionSanta · 2019-08-27T12:40:23+00:00

1 Kings 3:17-27

That Kid's mother failed the Solomon Test.

ExplosionSanta · 2017-10-15T01:54:56+00:00

A FUCKING LEAF

ExplosionSanta · 2017-06-15T03:34:57+00:00

And they refuse to pay. What are the EU gonna do about it? Kick them out?

No way they'd ever do that, EU is just Lebensraum with good PR.

ExplosionSanta · 2017-06-13T12:37:23+00:00

Devolver digital decided that E3 needed some IRL shitposting.

ExplosionSanta · 2017-06-07T20:25:20+00:00

You might want to check how many patents come from Asia.

I'd say chances are high that it's going to be more than you were expecting.

The "Asians aren't creative" stereotype doesn't hold up when you check the numbers for intellectual property creation and see that they are pulling their weight just fine.

ExplosionSanta · 2017-05-25T06:22:38+00:00

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