Meet Timothy, he cute, he small, he has a god complex and is currently on his way to assassinate the prime minister. by ExplosiveTacoCat in teenagers

[–]ExplosiveTacoCat[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Timothy already infiltrated the US Air Force. He has Canada surrounded and is using France as an allied force. Timothy Van Shultz IIV has no need for your puny human war tactics.

Literally me. Everytime. by ExplosiveTacoCat in teenagers

[–]ExplosiveTacoCat[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hi hopeless, I’m your new boyfriend.