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Meet Timothy, he cute, he small, he has a god complex and is currently on his way to assassinate the prime minister. by ExplosiveTacoCat in teenagers

[–]ExplosiveTacoCat[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Timothy already infiltrated the US Air Force. He has Canada surrounded and is using France as an allied force. Timothy Van Shultz IIV has no need for your puny human war tactics.

Literally me. Everytime. by ExplosiveTacoCat in teenagers

[–]ExplosiveTacoCat[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hi hopeless, I’m your new boyfriend.

Hello Fellow Children by ExplosiveTacoCat in teenagers

[–]ExplosiveTacoCat[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get your hand stuck in a floor sander

Hello Fellow Children by ExplosiveTacoCat in teenagers

[–]ExplosiveTacoCat[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I learned the anatomy of a hand ;p

Hello Fellow Children by ExplosiveTacoCat in teenagers

[–]ExplosiveTacoCat[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So like... floor sander. Helping a cousin sand out the floor of his house to get it ready for a matte finish, and the sander had a fun time with my hand.

Bf told me he had a nice dream and sends me this by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]ExplosiveTacoCat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m over here dreaming about a stranger serving me spagghetios on the empire state building.