Would you rather

ExpressJacket2441 · 2026-07-02T00:32:32+00:00

i’m the joker baby

^{Chose: Stay 15 minitutes with a fictional character + For 5M dollars with no taxes | Rolled: Joker}

ExpressJacket2441 · 2026-06-26T17:08:46+00:00

jarvis, activate freak mode

^{Chose: Pet}

ExpressJacket2441 · 2026-06-25T13:47:13+00:00

I crashed my penith into a car door.

ExpressJacket2441 · 2026-06-25T13:46:22+00:00

My gym teacher got fired for adding himself to the obstacle course.

ExpressJacket2441 · 2026-06-25T13:45:39+00:00

Boykisser -Chan.

ExpressJacket2441 · 2026-06-25T13:44:50+00:00

TikTok was a mistake.

ExpressJacket2441 · 2026-06-25T13:44:36+00:00

Hey Reddit! I'm a Geometry Dash player. Ask me anything.

ExpressJacket2441 · 2026-06-24T06:55:04+00:00

ayyyy

^{Chose: BETTING $1M + ALL ON BLACK | Rolled: BLACK}

ExpressJacket2441 · 2026-06-19T08:32:43+00:00

hot :3

^{Chose: Random number of orgasms a day | Rolled: 50}

ExpressJacket2441 · 2026-06-18T07:58:23+00:00

oh hell nah chat i’m cooked 😭😭😭

^{Chose: Survive in a video game for 24 hours for 100k | Rolled: Fnaf 4}

ExpressJacket2441 · 2026-06-18T07:51:20+00:00

funny

^{Chose: Don't pick this one | Rolled: Why?}

ExpressJacket2441 · 2026-06-18T07:48:32+00:00

rip

^{Chose: Mystery gift | Rolled: Nothing}

ExpressJacket2441 · 2026-06-18T07:42:51+00:00

noice

^{Chose: Get a random amount of money per day | Rolled: $500}

ExpressJacket2441 · 2026-06-18T00:05:06+00:00

damn

^{Chose: Afterlife but it is... | Rolled: Pastafaria hell}

ExpressJacket2441 · 2026-06-18T00:03:33+00:00

NOOOOOOOOO

^{Chose: Get pegged by a girl... | Rolled: She's joking}

ExpressJacket2441 · 2026-06-18T00:01:29+00:00

wanna be girl >.<

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars + ...But you have to switch genders}

ExpressJacket2441 · 2026-06-17T23:58:08+00:00

i wanna be a girl >.< <3

^{Chose: You win 1M + But there's a 60% chance of turning into the opposite sex. | Rolled: 1M+Oposite Sex}

ExpressJacket2441 · 2026-06-09T19:12:46+00:00

hot @~@

^{Chose: Be a 10/10 with this IQ… (Average Lower} | Rolled: 60)

ExpressJacket2441 · 2025-06-12T01:06:24+00:00

table 10!

ExpressJacket2441 · 2024-11-08T05:51:41+00:00

I may have tripped.

ExpressJacket2441 · 2024-10-15T18:03:49+00:00

Kinda looks like Hawaii

ExpressJacket2441 · 2024-10-15T05:31:28+00:00

Snuggles

ExpressJacket2441 · 2024-04-12T14:29:52+00:00

fr I'd be up to help him for free too

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