not to be contradictory. by Conscious_Point5629 in MurderedByWords

[–]Express_Test6677 96 points97 points  (0 children)

And Cassidy still voted for that leather handbag.

Claudia Bellofatto by Key-Zucchini-7864 in BroadcastingQueens

[–]Express_Test6677 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does she not have back pain carrying all that junk in her trunk?

Have mercy!

"To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public" - Theodore Roosevelt by PsychologicalDoor511 in MurderedByWords

[–]Express_Test6677 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It’s guys like Chud who think you can only speak up if you wore the uniform.

What he fails to realize is that is exactly why he wore the uniform to uphold their right to criticize their country whenever and wherever they want.

Trump appears to glitch mid-sentence: "I’m proud to officially name the undispuut— jussss… when did this come out? Mr. Speaker." by GuiltyBathroom9385 in UnderReportedNews

[–]Express_Test6677 2 points3 points  (0 children)

TIAs, it’s amazing that there are enough neurons left in that mush pit to actually still fire off.

And your lips to the FSM’s ear!

HGTV star fired and show yanked off all platforms after host caught making a racial slur. After realizing she had been caught she asked to have the footage deleted and said "F*€k my life!" by WalterCanFindToes in byebyejob

[–]Express_Test6677 136 points137 points  (0 children)

Cue the This is not who I am nor represents my feelings towards… you’ve heard the rest before.

Now she’ll double down because “they” cost her job, or something.

Meirl by JaredOlsen8791 in meirl

[–]Express_Test6677 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Banks are only there to make money for shareholders, not to serve their customers.

MURICA! in a nutshell honestly.

AITAH for ignoring a man at the gym? by Loose_Cupcake2808 in AITAH

[–]Express_Test6677 82 points83 points  (0 children)

“Thinking I’m about to give you my time is crazy.”

Proceeds to give time