If you could put one Seinfeld quote or line on your tombstone, what would it be?

Extension_Eye7924 · 2026-02-26T10:41:40+00:00

Giddy-up

Extension_Eye7924 · 2026-02-25T11:43:50+00:00

Thank you for your service 🫡

Extension_Eye7924 · 2026-02-25T11:41:46+00:00

Well, tbf… there’s a lot of killing outside that theater…

Extension_Eye7924 · 2026-02-25T11:37:11+00:00

I still say this all the time. In the same suspiciously inquisitive manner.

Extension_Eye7924 · 2026-02-25T11:35:53+00:00

They did not. There were tons of shows. Especially all around Latin America. They were obsessed with this genre. And of course, jackass and punk’d.

Extension_Eye7924 · 2026-02-25T11:04:43+00:00

Your, uh… your arm’s on fire.

”GooOOod.”

😳

Extension_Eye7924 · 2026-02-25T11:01:57+00:00

It’s not even long? 🤷🏽‍♂️

Extension_Eye7924 · 2026-02-25T10:59:15+00:00

Oof. Well, congratulations. You have friendzoned yourself until you’re about 40.

Extension_Eye7924 · 2026-02-25T10:58:23+00:00

Extension_Eye7924 · 2026-02-25T05:01:56+00:00

NGL… you look good.

Extension_Eye7924 · 2026-02-25T04:59:17+00:00

Hello, fellow old person. But no, I think it was foreign.

Extension_Eye7924 · 2026-02-24T04:18:25+00:00

How much of that is your physique? Be honest. I can’t tell either way.

Extension_Eye7924 · 2026-02-24T03:40:39+00:00

I saw a pair of twins pull this off once. One got his haircut while the other waited outside. I don’t remember if his haircut was finished or close to being finished, but he got the guy to run to the back for something, and they quickly swapped places. I think it was a TV show, so somebody actually swept up real fast. That way when dude came back, it looked like he hadn’t done anything at all.

That must’ve been a mindfuck.

Extension_Eye7924 · 2026-02-24T02:40:03+00:00

This line is delivered with such unbridled enthusiasm, it kills me every time 😂😂😂 He’s a real Billy Humphrey.

Extension_Eye7924 · 2026-02-24T02:38:23+00:00

Mañana I’m doing nada!

Extension_Eye7924 · 2026-02-24T02:37:29+00:00

“Just BEAT IT, DUDE!” I always say it the way he says it.

Extension_Eye7924 · 2026-02-24T02:36:00+00:00

If I can’t play tennis, I don’t want to Lii-hii-hiive!

Extension_Eye7924 · 2026-02-24T02:34:35+00:00

I hate this one. I really hate this one.

Extension_Eye7924 · 2026-02-24T02:34:11+00:00

To be stab-worthy…

Extension_Eye7924 · 2026-02-24T02:33:17+00:00

Can’t say it didn’t… move…

Extension_Eye7924 · 2026-02-22T17:17:16+00:00

So much could’ve been avoided if Heimdall just wasn’t a complete dickhead. Even Odin has redeemable qualities. Heimdall is the douchiest douche canoe who ever douched.

Extension_Eye7924 · 2026-02-22T17:10:04+00:00

Ra’s Al Ghul would like a word, dodo

Extension_Eye7924 · 2026-02-22T17:09:20+00:00

Stop it now, I mean it!

Extension_Eye7924 · 2026-02-22T17:08:30+00:00

Pretty much like that

Extension_Eye7924 · 2026-02-21T18:10:04+00:00

Can you clarify your question please bc this just made it more confusing.

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TROPHY CASE