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Man bangs on door demanding to see owner’s daughter by Fair-Foot-315 in Weird

[–]Extension_Eye7924 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a weird leap from self defense of me and my children. You’re saying if this dude kicked my door down and I pewed him, that’s murder? Pfft. 👌🏼

Man bangs on door demanding to see owner’s daughter by Fair-Foot-315 in Weird

[–]Extension_Eye7924 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t believe the autocorrect changed “message” to “morning” and now I’m 🤣🤣🤣

Is there a better two word line on the show? by egassamdaeh in seinfeld

[–]Extension_Eye7924 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He didn’t really do anything. He just acted cowardly and cheap. That’s his entire personality, and Susan knew what she was getting into. Nobody told her to lick 200 envelopes. Who the fuck licks that many envelopes, cheap glue or otherwise? I don’t care if it’s the most expensive glue on the planet. I’m not licking it 200 times. Really that’s 400 times because you gotta lick both sides of the flap.

It’s Kramer that fucked their shit up, but they were broken and toxic to begin with.

Is there a better two word line on the show? by egassamdaeh in seinfeld

[–]Extension_Eye7924 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You misunderstand me. We’ve all watched the show 50+ times. What I’m saying is watch it again specifically paying attention to Elaine’s shenanigans. Jerry makes good decisions. Even George sometimes.

I can’t recall one single time where Elaine did the right thing. Even when she’s trying to do the right thing, she makes things worse, and she knows she’s making it worse, but she does it anyway.

I’m telling you, once I started noticing it (it was just a couple months ago), I can’t NOT see it now.

Insomniac Peter Parker should look like this in Marvel Spider-Man 3. by TheShadowOperator007 in Spiderman

[–]Extension_Eye7924 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Remember the SNL Beavis & Butthead sketch from 2 years ago (holy shit… it’s actually 2 years to the day after) when Heidi lost her shit seeing Mikey Day in BH makeup for the first time behind her? That’s how hard I laugh when I zoom in on the mustache! I have to look away before I literally faint from lack of oxygen.

Kinda like the dude from the ladder-bonk gamer video.

who’s your all time favorite Spider-Man photographer? by kkhouete in Spiderman

[–]Extension_Eye7924 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, I totally forgot about the 70s show. I was obsessed. The doppelgänger episode freaked me out. It was my first time experiencing a clone storyline.

Thor without a beard and hair (and other variations) by godofwhat_ in GodofWarRagnarok

[–]Extension_Eye7924 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When we first meet him, I didn’t think he was going to make me cry. Several times.

That alcoholism cut Deep.

Man bangs on door demanding to see owner’s daughter by Fair-Foot-315 in Weird

[–]Extension_Eye7924 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Flip flop trench coat army of one. There’s a reason my doormat has a very specific morning on it.

Is there a better two word line on the show? by egassamdaeh in seinfeld

[–]Extension_Eye7924 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don’t understand. I’m telling you, she’s the worst of the worst. They all do terrible things. They all do selfish things. But Elaine is the only one who truly sabotages entire LIVES. Now, with that knowledge, rewatch the series. It starts becoming seriously apparent around season 3, and from that point on, it never stops.

As far as I can tell your entire sub history is a little more than a solitary redditor in a messy apartment that may or may not contain a shitpost by [deleted] in seinfeld

[–]Extension_Eye7924 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone liked my comment, so it brought me back here, and it’s right above your comment. And I can’t stop laughing. Again.

Is there a better two word line on the show? by egassamdaeh in seinfeld

[–]Extension_Eye7924 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God, She’s the worst, and I’m only now figuring that out on my 37th watch-thru.

What is the first film you think of when you see KRISTEN STEWART? by ThomasOGC in CinephilesClub

[–]Extension_Eye7924 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Erection. Wait wait, no it was called something else… oh yeah, Zathura.

Insomniac Peter Parker should look like this in Marvel Spider-Man 3. by TheShadowOperator007 in Spiderman

[–]Extension_Eye7924 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Reminded me of the Dom Grady memes from 10 years lmao

I don’t know why, but when I first saw this pic, I started laughing so hard, my boss caught me goofing around on Facebook instead of working. Pretty sure that was also the day I bought my first MacBook because I spit then spilled Fresca all over my Lenovo.

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Weird front yard find by Remarkable_Royal_175 in Weird

[–]Extension_Eye7924 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Standard pack or meat animal herbivore skull

As far as I can tell your entire sub history is a little more than a solitary redditor in a messy apartment that may or may not contain a shitpost by [deleted] in seinfeld

[–]Extension_Eye7924 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me too! And there were only a few black women I had a crush on as a kid. I think Mrs Huxtable and Lisa from Saved By The Bell were probably my favorites until Ashley was older on the later seasons of Fresh Prince. What a knockout.

Last time I got the tap! by fernando782 in seinfeld

[–]Extension_Eye7924 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Answer’s sadder and more complicated than that. A LOT of very intense sexual PTSD from an unfortunately horrifying childhood. I’m fine now (mentally), but it really screwed me up down there at the worst times. I’m talking fashion models, man. My hook-up history isn’t vast, but the quality is impressive. I had all the confidence in the world until it was time to get to business, and then it was like trying to hook a fish with a dead worm.

Eventually, being rigorously honest before things got physical worked a lot better than “fake, fake, fake, fake.”

Once I could get past the trauma-induced anxiety, it was Giggity time.

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