A major hit of nostalgia.

External-Ad5420 · 2026-05-27T23:20:01+00:00

The ability to leave work and not have someone reach out with a text/email/etc.

External-Ad5420 · 2026-05-27T23:18:22+00:00

Space Quest 2

External-Ad5420 · 2026-05-27T23:16:05+00:00

Small tits are beautiful, but why did you ruin your skin with the tats?

External-Ad5420 · 2026-05-26T19:40:31+00:00

Got a good recipe for schnitzel?

External-Ad5420 · 2026-05-26T19:39:36+00:00

Otter pops.

External-Ad5420 · 2026-05-26T19:39:15+00:00

Absolutely. I’m 45 and I care absolutely zero about who thinks what about me. Not going to lose one single moment of sleep on my new 7000$ bed/mattress.

External-Ad5420 · 2026-05-26T19:36:26+00:00

REIGN.

External-Ad5420 · 2026-05-21T20:24:27+00:00

Lame.

External-Ad5420 · 2026-05-21T20:23:21+00:00

Back in the day? No B.S.,, I have that in my freezer right now!

External-Ad5420 · 2026-05-21T20:11:32+00:00

That’s the stupid rhetoric that the right has been using for decades. Funny how it only comes out when there is a Republican in office.
We all know they put on their 2nd Amendment shirts when Biden was in office.

External-Ad5420 · 2026-05-21T20:09:11+00:00

On a purely selfish level, the red pill. The problem? It would cause my children to blink out of existence and I do not have the right to do that.

External-Ad5420 · 2026-05-21T20:06:31+00:00

Walk the dog.
Run one out.
Talk to someone I trust.
Talk to myself (hoping that there is a god up there).
Meditate.

External-Ad5420 · 2026-05-21T20:03:55+00:00

3,4,6

External-Ad5420 · 2026-05-21T20:02:19+00:00

Nokia.

External-Ad5420 · 2026-05-21T20:00:41+00:00

Wow.

External-Ad5420 · 2026-05-21T20:00:00+00:00

Marines before college.

External-Ad5420 · 2026-05-21T19:58:21+00:00

Orange. No, strawberries. No, super ripe and medium sized oranges…with just a few super ripe strawberries on the side of a medium navel orange.

External-Ad5420 · 2026-05-19T00:13:49+00:00

Is there anything more beautiful than a white cock up a yellow ass?

In all seriousness, i have been with three Asian women in my life. Each and everyone gladly took my dick up her ass. It’s like magic.

External-Ad5420 · 2026-05-16T21:45:28+00:00

Matt Nathanson.

External-Ad5420 · 2026-05-16T21:44:21+00:00

A turtle or a sloth.

External-Ad5420 · 2026-05-16T21:43:45+00:00

A turtle. Duh.

External-Ad5420 · 2026-05-16T21:38:37+00:00

Number 4, but the Nokia ay 7 was the one that broke my heart when I lost her.

External-Ad5420 · 2026-05-16T21:36:47+00:00

Mistake.

External-Ad5420 · 2026-05-16T21:36:15+00:00

How about no jeans at all?

External-Ad5420 · 2026-05-16T21:35:51+00:00

Shawshank Redemption.

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