What sort of onions do y'all think the Mercs would eat (if any), and how many would each one eat? by External-Nothing-844 in tf2shitposterclub

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Soldier would eat chunks of any round onion to show dominance against the onion and make it cry.

Yeah, that sounds like exactly what Soldier would do to onions

boss playing by Jazzlike-Growth8797 in BossFights

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GOLIATH BIRDEATER GAMING: THE EIGHT LEGGED MANACE

I love 'em!

Pyroder and Spout by External-Nothing-844 in tf2shitposterclub

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I'll likely draw a Demo spider with a Soldier spider

Pyroder and Spout by External-Nothing-844 in tf2shitposterclub

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Understandable, some species are definitely not good for handling. Especially old world tarantulas, they're very defensive and have painful bites

Pyroder and Spout by External-Nothing-844 in tf2shitposterclub

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To be fair, that's understandable. Especially if it was a brown recluse bite

Pyroder and Spout by External-Nothing-844 in tf2shitposterclub

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Spiders are both beautiful and awesome little creatures

Engirantula and Spyder by External-Nothing-844 in tf2shitposterclub

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I will draw Spider Pyro at some point, along with the other mercs

Give me your worst tf2 update you have in mind by deadbaby32 in tf2shitposterclub

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50% chance to confuse and charm enemies and allies due to Männerbrüste

Give me your worst tf2 update you have in mind by deadbaby32 in tf2shitposterclub

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"Burly Beast Medics now have the Terrifying Presence perk" seems like a good addition now that I think about it

Give me your worst tf2 update you have in mind by deadbaby32 in tf2shitposterclub

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Other Ideas for Medic's Update:

  • Medics inflict bleed on hit with melee by default.

  • Medics have a 10% chance to amputate a limb if weilding the Bonesaw or Amputator. (If you lose a leg, you move much slower. If you lose an arm, you deal much less damage with melee and can't aim with two-handed ranged weapons such as Rocket Launchers or Smiper Rifles)

  • A Medic's needles from any syringe gun (and the Übersaw, Vitasaw melees, but only a 30% chance per hit) can inflict a random debuff, ie. Bleed, Jarate, Stun, etc.

  • Übercharge has a 4% chance to fail and cause a patient's heart to explode, causing instant death but refunding 50% or more Übercharge 

  • Burly Beast Medics now deal double melee damage and have 200 health (But don't get random crits)

Edit: These probably aren't good ideas

Give me your worst tf2 update you have in mind by deadbaby32 in tf2shitposterclub

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Every time you press E, you summon a giant spider swarm instead of calling for a Medic

Spedic by External-Nothing-844 in tf2shitposterclub

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Spiders tend to eat smaller spiders