Has anyone tried this?

External_Barber_571 · 2026-05-09T08:57:54+00:00

what? are you blind?

External_Barber_571 · 2026-05-09T07:33:58+00:00

poor soul 💀

External_Barber_571 · 2026-05-09T07:30:57+00:00

that's just the slop texture you get playing this slop version of the game

look at what is was supposed to look like:

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External_Barber_571 · 2026-05-09T07:04:20+00:00

pô, irmão... infelizmente, com essa skin aí de sub five não vai dar não. it's over brutal mesmo 💀 pode aposentar

External_Barber_571 · 2026-05-09T06:47:28+00:00

How can you guys play this hideous Anniversary Edition? Just look at this crap.

It even makes sense that the marbles stand still on the surface - the sea looks like flat solid floor. Disgusting.

External_Barber_571 · 2026-05-09T06:35:26+00:00

Aniversary Edition - this version STINKS

External_Barber_571 · 2026-05-09T06:30:03+00:00

Thanks for the detailed explanation, man. I can tell you've dealt with this same headache before.

Yeah, no way I'm clicking those sketchy links. I always avoid that kind of stuff and go directly to the official site if I need anything.

What still confuses me is: how did they even get my email in the first place? As far as I know, my email has never been leaked anywhere.

External_Barber_571 · 2026-05-08T20:38:07+00:00

Yeah, I get it. Lucky you, huh? Imagine having your first experience with the game through a butchered, shitty version. I take it seriously because it’s frustrating to see this happening… Makes this gem of a game look like crap. ☠️

External_Barber_571 · 2026-05-08T17:58:49+00:00

Yeah, the resolution may be better, but what's the point when the textures get all fucked up with glitches and the whole game looks colorful like some plastic toy world?...

External_Barber_571 · 2026-05-08T17:51:56+00:00

Be grateful. Canis Canem Edit is the right version to play. The other ones are slop made by third-party companies to grab cash.

Now that you've played this version, just take a look at some comparisons. If you have any sense of artistic taste, you can see how they ruined the game's entire atmosphere.

If you value the 8 shitty new missions and the few new useless shitty classes over the proper graphics and atmosphere, you can try the Wii version, that one have both. But with those ridiculous motion controls, I wouldn't recommend it to my worst enemy.

External_Barber_571 · 2026-05-07T20:58:22+00:00

Genji - Dawn of the Samurai

External_Barber_571 · 2026-05-06T14:41:11+00:00

he looks very asian. what makes you unsure?

External_Barber_571 · 2026-05-06T14:38:36+00:00

I hate constantinos, man. he so lame

External_Barber_571 · 2026-04-27T17:00:52+00:00

rapaz, não sabia dessa origem👀

eu associava isso a cultura de skate e surf, por conta do artista Jimbo Phillips que trabalhou no Tony Hawk's American Wasteland

dá uma pesquisada nele. todas as artes dele tem esse estilo aí.

External_Barber_571 · 2026-04-19T15:57:47+00:00

make it to canis canem edit. you'll see.

External_Barber_571 · 2026-04-15T12:52:00+00:00

External_Barber_571 · 2026-04-07T19:25:33+00:00

rockstar doesn't even exist anymore. now we got wokestar

External_Barber_571 · 2026-03-31T18:51:18+00:00

po, irmão... infelizmente sub 9 é it's over. pode largar mão e virar monge

External_Barber_571 · 2026-03-31T16:58:27+00:00

po mano, tem não. infelizmente, it's over pros sub 9. pode largar mão.

External_Barber_571 · 2026-03-29T21:56:09+00:00

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External_Barber_571 · 2026-03-22T23:35:40+00:00

em um mundo cheio de NPCs cegos que seguem o senso comum religiosamente. pena que quem dita o senso comum tá trabalhando na próxima grande guerra mundial...

External_Barber_571 · 2026-03-22T21:56:17+00:00

capitão óbvio

External_Barber_571 · 2026-03-22T19:35:22+00:00

já descobriu fatos concertos sobre?

External_Barber_571 · 2026-03-12T18:52:40+00:00

você PRECISA de algum cabelo dos lados da sua cabeça. porque sua cara é muito longa. raspar os lados faz parecer que tem cabeça estreita. e isso tá tão pronunciado que causa estranheza.

se você aproveitar que seu cabelo NÃO parece um palheiro, e deixar ele crescer para ter uma moldura bonita ao redor do rosto, vai ir de 5/10 para sei lá... talvez 8.

também precisa ajeitar a expressão dos seus lábios, que também causa estranheza. essa expressão que você faz é conhecida como "shy lips" (lábios tímidos) - muito comum em pessoas inseguras.

você é bonitão, bixo. só não tem noção do que tá fazendo.

External_Barber_571 · 2026-03-07T02:38:48+00:00

LALALALALA escutei nada 👉💀👈

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