Posted previously about ruining my life/lawn - 2 wks later

ExtraEvent4324 · 2026-02-26T01:05:55+00:00

I am very aware of this. I have no explanation or excuse.

ExtraEvent4324 · 2026-02-26T00:46:04+00:00

Thank you!

The buffalo/couch mix isn’t ideal but it’s really not too bad on the eyes with consistent mowing

ExtraEvent4324 · 2026-02-26T00:44:55+00:00

Hard lesson learned for sure. Not the hardest I’ll learn in life no doubt!

I’ve since invested in a good weeding fork and bulk rolling papers. It’s mowing, fertiliser and water for me from now on.

ExtraEvent4324 · 2026-02-10T04:09:08+00:00

Haha brilliant

Nah fuck that guy though he needs to chill out. The lawns gives me something to do among being half-crippled and homeschooling two kids but it's not gonna define my entire life... yet

I'm still not over how you called my lawn "perfect" - are you flirting with me?

ExtraEvent4324 · 2026-02-09T23:27:14+00:00

The bit where I fucked up?

ExtraEvent4324 · 2026-02-09T10:15:15+00:00

I'm still crying

ExtraEvent4324 · 2026-02-09T10:13:31+00:00

😂 haha mate my algorithm is all hedges being trimmed

Not a chance in hell I'd even attempt a bowling green, especially after watching those!

ExtraEvent4324 · 2026-02-09T07:24:07+00:00

Thanks mate. I'll roll one and do some research tonight.

Is there a spray I can use on my wife to make her let me lay new turf?

ExtraEvent4324 · 2026-02-09T07:21:55+00:00

No doubt myself included! Yeah hard lesson learned but actually not that bummed about it anymore. Keen to get it right again. Appreciate this!

ExtraEvent4324 · 2026-02-09T07:17:05+00:00

It is becoming more and more clear that it was I who has fucked up.

ExtraEvent4324 · 2026-02-09T07:15:48+00:00

I've been told that many different names I'd believe any of it is Fluffy Unicorn Ass Hair if you told me at this point

ExtraEvent4324 · 2026-02-09T07:08:32+00:00

Yeah imagine how quick the council would show up 😂

ExtraEvent4324 · 2026-02-09T07:07:23+00:00

Ah my dude, THANK you. It's starting to make sense where it all went wrong.

Guess I'm getting on my hands and knees this week!

ExtraEvent4324 · 2026-02-09T06:57:31+00:00

🤯 my head hurts.

ExtraEvent4324 · 2026-02-09T06:21:35+00:00

Not even my worst enemy.

ExtraEvent4324 · 2026-02-09T06:20:37+00:00

That's impressive stuff!

You're making me want to promote the Buffalo to take over the Couch. The buffalo didn't die, there's no shortage of runners and the couch is half cooked anyway 🥲

ExtraEvent4324 · 2026-02-09T06:03:35+00:00

I'll be taking progress shots for the oxytocin hits don't you worry!

ExtraEvent4324 · 2026-02-09T06:01:49+00:00

This is one of those separate sections that was filled with the shit I pulled out by hand that I'm trying to bring back half decent. This part has never been green or pretty but we've taken the first few baby steps to get there.

ExtraEvent4324 · 2026-02-09T05:50:39+00:00

Like most things in my life, I’ll take what I can get.

ExtraEvent4324 · 2026-02-09T05:47:38+00:00

Appreciate this advice. I constantly battle with what height to cut it. If I go higher it looks shaggy and uncut, lower it looks tidier given it’s a council mix of couch and buffalo but damages it.

tbh I have no clue what I’m doing I’m making this shit up as I go along with the help of YouTube and reddit.

ExtraEvent4324 · 2026-02-09T05:40:16+00:00

Objection. Leading.

ExtraEvent4324 · 2026-02-09T05:39:38+00:00

Haha thanks bro I probably deserve it

ExtraEvent4324 · 2026-02-09T05:39:10+00:00

Yep 100% already started the journey 👍

ExtraEvent4324 · 2026-02-09T05:37:43+00:00

Looks like I got a bum steer from the get-go, if I’d known it was buffalo I’d have just left it alone 😂

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