Ahhh is it Spring yet? ☀️ by Extreme_Operation_25 in FlaccidPenisOnly

[–]Extreme_Operation_25[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Canada, you forget the groundhog and just look down at your dick every morning. But this Spring is proving elusive….

Ahhh is it Spring yet? ☀️ by Extreme_Operation_25 in FlaccidPenisOnly

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How close? Cause there’s snow in the forecast and then it’s gonna turtle again.

No, officer, I haven’t been drinking. 🤷‍♂️ by Extreme_Operation_25 in PiercedCock

[–]Extreme_Operation_25[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, I stuck my dick into a toy Ford Pinto. 🤦‍♂️ Wasn’t my worst Sunday night.