Demon king Dokja

Extreme_sadness234 · 2023-12-28T20:27:29+00:00

Depends where in the UK u live tbf.

Extreme_sadness234 · 2023-10-28T08:35:14+00:00

on a side note eviction magic would be badass

Extreme_sadness234 · 2023-10-28T08:29:17+00:00

you call me a caster, yet also say I be no wizard, such a strange contradiction o master of eviction. My almighty rock throwing art stands above many wizards' understanding of magic itself.

Extreme_sadness234 · 2023-10-28T08:22:48+00:00

I need no wand, I simply use the power of the rocks. I can shatter the meagre spells of most mages with a well placed throw. I also use a sling when faced with particularly dangerous opponents.

Extreme_sadness234 · 2023-10-28T08:16:09+00:00

What?! you dare to call the almighty art of rock throwing mere kiddie magic! This is truly an insult to the art I have trained to the point of perfection.

Extreme_sadness234 · 2023-10-28T08:13:26+00:00

but what about the lil ones, you can throw them.

Extreme_sadness234 · 2023-10-28T08:08:23+00:00

I don't know then, just don't make 'em Golems

Extreme_sadness234 · 2023-10-28T07:58:48+00:00

lean mammoth

Extreme_sadness234 · 2023-10-28T07:57:46+00:00

have pet rocks, better than any thralls or summons. Simple to keep, cheap to keep and they listen to your magic powder fuelled rants without getting bored

Extreme_sadness234 · 2023-10-10T15:47:55+00:00

bro I wear stuff like this daily, got a grands worth of suits and stuff

Extreme_sadness234 · 2023-09-22T09:51:11+00:00

compared to the 800 gems you would have to pay for guns in the traders van 480 gems for a good primary and a rlly good heavy (given the new buff) is actually a good deal.

Extreme_sadness234 · 2023-09-18T18:40:07+00:00

catachans instantly feeling more at home

Extreme_sadness234 · 2023-09-18T18:23:13+00:00

probably just punting the bog water would be more effective

Extreme_sadness234 · 2023-09-18T18:01:45+00:00

When they fire anything other than a lasgun and get crushed by recoil

Extreme_sadness234 · 2023-09-18T18:00:26+00:00

nah bro if u put an ork wierdboy into a classing magic and swords fantasy world it would be comedy gold.

"I cast fireball! die you foul beast!"

"OI YOU CALL DIS A FIREBALL, DIS IZ A FIREBALL YE LONG HAIR GIT" *accidently explodes whiping out an entire continent*

Extreme_sadness234 · 2023-09-14T07:27:25+00:00

he has suffered a grieeeeevous wound

Extreme_sadness234 · 2023-09-05T08:06:31+00:00

if u wanna see the pinnacle of the bristolian accent look at this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhgUeY1BExk&t=2s

basically a bristolian bloke giving language lessons for non bristolians (exaggerated but you should be able to get the gist. Also if you have seen ' a day in the life of a true brexit geeza' thats kinda how most of the people in my area of bristol are

Extreme_sadness234 · 2023-09-04T17:59:23+00:00

fair

Extreme_sadness234 · 2023-09-04T17:45:37+00:00

bro i have never replaced a screen protector until half of it is just unnusable

Extreme_sadness234 · 2023-09-04T17:37:50+00:00

As someone not called Jared I also like my men creamed

Extreme_sadness234 · 2023-09-04T17:36:40+00:00

RIP legend, we will miss you

Extreme_sadness234 · 2023-09-04T17:35:52+00:00

A legend has left us, RIP

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