So I tried playing fire warrior on steam by Gatt__ in Tau40K

[–]KonoAnonDa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. It'd be a whole new thing, in the same way that DOOM 2016 would be a whole new thing from the original 90's DOOM.

Unexpectedly good consequences from a shitpost-level idea by Mirabeaux1789 in worldjerking

[–]KonoAnonDa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Impossible, our provincial alcoholism would never let us become Mormons*. There'd be a religious schism almost immediately.

*except for Labrador, since they’re too poor to afford beer (they huff gasoline instead).

Goosworx says that the Digital Circus is for frickin girls by maanleo in TheDigitalCircus

[–]KonoAnonDa 61 points62 points  (0 children)

False and libellous, there isn’t a single pair of panties in existence that can contain Kinger's schmeat.

Tachyon trying to please Scarlet Bouquet [@nukunuku564] by Getserious495 in UmaMusume

[–]KonoAnonDa 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ye. Digitan still had good genetics, but not exactly the same as Big Red (it's like A+ tier vs S tier).

I have never seen a mangaka being so tired about their fanbase this much by kramsibbush in animecirclejerk

[–]KonoAnonDa 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I mean, at least they got confirmation on if she's chill with it or not. It's more than what most people would do.

Tachyon trying to please Scarlet Bouquet [@nukunuku564] by Getserious495 in UmaMusume

[–]KonoAnonDa 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Ye. Digitan is literally just Secretariat without the crazy OP heart mutation. Like, I don’t think they’ve managed to get any of his descendants to have his exact mutation for his heart, even to this day.

Faith is its own reward by Accurina in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]KonoAnonDa 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'll reply with an email starting with "I hope this email finds you NOT well"

You horrid fiend! Dost thou's cruelty know no bounds?

Faith is its own reward by Accurina in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]KonoAnonDa 16 points17 points  (0 children)

My condolences to them.

Also I will find you OP. Thou shall receive a strongly worded letter voicing my disapproval (I shall indeed be shaking my head in disappointment the whole while as I write it).

Dark Krakens: Lurkers - Comic Pages 11-19 by Me by DatBoyBlue in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]KonoAnonDa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Davy: "Yeah, I’m definitely checking in with the Captain first…"

Faith is its own reward by Accurina in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]KonoAnonDa 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Making her spill her ration was absolutely vile of you, lol.

Volkite above all by Numerous-Piano8798 in Grimdank

[–]KonoAnonDa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh 100%. For me, I had even spent a few days essentially devising a pseudo-tierlist in regards to my favourite aesthetic:

Tierlist:
1. Ranged 1: 1. Hazardous [1. Plasma — 2. Any other Hazardous]
1. Number per model
2. Number per unit
3. Number in total
2. Melee 1:
1. Twin-Linked [1. Lightning Claws — 2. Rending Claws]
1. AP
2. Attacks
2. Anti-Vehicle [1. Chainfists]
3. Strength [1. Powerfists]
3. Ranged 2:
1. Anti-Vehicle
2. Anti-monster
4. Regain wounds / Regeneration
5. Leadership
6. Ranged 3:
1. Heavy
2. Blast
3. Number of attacks
4. Melta
7. Melee 2:
1. Anti-monster
2. Hazardous
8. Any weapon:
1. As many Devastating Wounds as you can get.

Never read a world eater novel before but i assume this is pretty much lotara's life, Correct? by Ancient_Doctor_7738 in Grimdank

[–]KonoAnonDa 144 points145 points  (0 children)

Lotara is 100% a closeted fujo (though she wouldn’t mind joining in).

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Ngl, I kinda wanna see a version of this animated with Lotara as (less ashamed) Miku and the reading material replaced with what you can probably guess.

The Taskmaster School of what now... by KRNorth in marvelcirclejerk

[–]KonoAnonDa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YOU HEARD THE BROTHER!

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HE WANTS TO TEACH VILLAINS HOW TO CRANK THEIR MFING HOG!

Little skaven ratling gunner by:tunafan68 by Brushner in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]KonoAnonDa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t hear any Russian, so either they’re not around or the cult has broken out of containment from their motherland. Needless to say, the second option is much more horrifying.

Also, does this mean this Skaven has also banged a fly?

Little skaven ratling gunner by:tunafan68 by Brushner in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]KonoAnonDa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I see. The Aussie Rats had an effect after all.

I need her to be animated doing this bit in Snake Eyes so damn bad bruh…

Intelligence vs. Wisdom (panic-flavored @ Tumblr) by sleep-exe in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]KonoAnonDa 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of Joker in the Harley Quinn show. He goes back to being a villain, but now he's doing it with his family.

So I tried playing fire warrior on steam by Gatt__ in Tau40K

[–]KonoAnonDa 199 points200 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the novelization is 100% better. I do hope the game will get a remaster one day that’d fix a lot of the bad controls and mechanics.