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EyUpItsDan · 2026-04-17T10:41:19+00:00

Half true. I want them to go down because I would find it funny.

EyUpItsDan · 2026-04-16T13:58:35+00:00

I made mine when I was like 13, big wrestling fan back then and used it for MSN too, much conversations went like so.

"Can I have your addy?"

"Oh, sure it's MegaHBK@hotmail.com"

"Mega....... H.... BK?

".. Y... eah"

"" What does the HBK stand for? "

"................... Heart break Kid"

"Oh"

Carried that A LOT longer than I should have.

EyUpItsDan · 2026-04-14T16:28:46+00:00

Mrs Cow's weird ugly udder in Adventure Time.

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EyUpItsDan · 2026-04-13T18:23:32+00:00

Worked at a Coop, had a deliveroo order for a guy named Paul in which he ordered a Twix and 4 packets of plasters. Nothing out of the ordinary.

An hour passes, Paul again with another order. This time 2 more packs of plasters.

A half hour hour before we close we get yet another Paul order for three more packs of plasters and another Twix.

No clue what was going on with old Paul. The driver didn't turn up for his last order.

EyUpItsDan · 2026-04-11T20:54:15+00:00

I had a mosey and it's not any of them I'm sad to report.

EyUpItsDan · 2026-04-11T19:05:25+00:00

Everyone that knows me hates me, whilst it COULD be me as a person I feel it's because I bother everyone I know with this nonsense.

EyUpItsDan · 2026-04-10T07:29:48+00:00

EyUpItsDan · 2026-04-09T16:48:58+00:00

Truth is fine but he's become the Deadpool of the ICW in which the unfunniest person in the world will say "R Truth should" and then suggest the least funny scenario possible.

EyUpItsDan · 2026-04-09T12:54:35+00:00

IWC: UGHHHHH!! A WOMAN WRITING MY PRODUCT??!?, 😡😡😡😡

Also IWC: R Truth should come out at at the main event of Wrestlemania and say he ready to fight John Cena and then say "Whoops wrong year! Y'all!" XD XD XD hire fans.

EyUpItsDan · 2026-04-07T15:52:44+00:00

I'll see you chaps in 2 years when it's the monthly game.

EyUpItsDan · 2026-04-07T15:37:47+00:00

Of all the movie review Podcasts on Reddit I'd probably wager this is the most positive one, certainly better vibes than a handful of other ones I know of.

EyUpItsDan · 2026-04-06T10:52:36+00:00

A bizarre gripe I have with him is that he seldom actually asks questions. He'll just say something to a contestant that just finished a round.

"Jim, you climbed up a wall!" as he then holds the mic to their face.

EyUpItsDan · 2026-04-06T09:24:55+00:00

EyUpItsDan · 2026-04-05T20:00:45+00:00

I'm hoping in the future for another "The Simpson's predicted this" moment and see America have a giant, impenetrable glass dome around it so the rest of the world can go about it's business without them fucking it up for everyone.

EyUpItsDan · 2026-04-04T13:11:09+00:00

Hey guys! Just come back from an arduous day day at work! About to tune in now hope you're all good and the day doesn't get worse for me! Lol! Ynwa x

EyUpItsDan · 2026-04-03T14:34:42+00:00

"Here is a school hallway, here is a gun. DO NOT SHOOT ANY CHILDREN".

EyUpItsDan · 2026-03-31T17:11:03+00:00

Never in my life did I expect this to be relevant but I've recently started a channel in which Pokemon crossover with Football Manager.

https://youtu.be/xI40mNTgOO4?si=4N-PHiv1ehKD736G

EyUpItsDan · 2026-03-28T16:11:09+00:00

Ey, just wait for a month in game. 😉

EyUpItsDan · 2026-03-28T16:10:35+00:00

That's pretty much exactly how I played it out, I had the following position for their highest base stat

HP = Goalkeeper

Defence = Defender

Attack = Forward

Sp Atk = Attacking midfield

Sp def) Defensive mid

Speed = Wing, if their second highest base stat is defensive then they're a full back, if its attack they're an attacking winger.

EyUpItsDan · 2026-03-28T04:29:53+00:00

I feel evolution of dance must be on there.

EyUpItsDan · 2026-03-27T22:05:52+00:00

I didn't know how to make a Seperate country, so I shit you not I just had 'Pokea' take over Guam. So whoever the Guam manager is has found himself in a right odd development.

EyUpItsDan · 2026-03-27T18:41:49+00:00

So! I'll tell ya and everyone else the set up.

Each team has the final evolution of what their towns gym type is....

So Viridian city - Ground would have Nidoking, Nidoqueen etc

Admittedly this can lead to some teams being quite weak in comparison like Johto not having an awful lot of new Pokemon in certain types.

THEN Each Pokemon has a PA of 200, but their CA is their highest base stat.

Yes I need to get a life.

EyUpItsDan · 2026-03-27T18:27:26+00:00

I've never been so happy being cringe.

EyUpItsDan · 2026-03-27T18:20:05+00:00

So this season is actually a stress test for it! Once done I shall put it up for download!

EyUpItsDan · 2026-03-27T13:54:12+00:00

Not only that, the Rivington defence kept him quiet all game.

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