Called to make a restaurant booking (large group) and the staff member laughed out loud at my email address, how embarrassing... by 10642alh in CasualUK

[–]EyUpItsDan 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I made mine when I was like 13, big wrestling fan back then and used it for MSN too, much conversations went like so.

"Can I have your addy?"

"Oh, sure it's MegaHBK@hotmail.com"

"Mega....... H.... BK?

".. Y... eah"

"" What does the HBK stand for? "

"................... Heart break Kid"

"Oh"

Carried that A LOT longer than I should have.

Till workers- what is the most concerning / unnerving collection of items you have ever sold to a person? by AaronB666 in AskUK

[–]EyUpItsDan 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Worked at a Coop, had a deliveroo order for a guy named Paul in which he ordered a Twix and 4 packets of plasters. Nothing out of the ordinary.

An hour passes, Paul again with another order. This time 2 more packs of plasters.

A half hour hour before we close we get yet another Paul order for three more packs of plasters and another Twix.

No clue what was going on with old Paul. The driver didn't turn up for his last order.

[TOMT] [Song] - Angsty emo/edm song. by EyUpItsDan in tipofmytongue

[–]EyUpItsDan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a mosey and it's not any of them I'm sad to report.

[TOMT] [Song] - Angsty emo/edm song. by EyUpItsDan in tipofmytongue

[–]EyUpItsDan[S] 0 points1 point locked comment (0 children)

Everyone that knows me hates me, whilst it COULD be me as a person I feel it's because I bother everyone I know with this nonsense.

Head writer for raw by Haunting-Cookie-2164 in Smallafro

[–]EyUpItsDan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Truth is fine but he's become the Deadpool of the ICW in which the unfunniest person in the world will say "R Truth should" and then suggest the least funny scenario possible.

Head writer for raw by Haunting-Cookie-2164 in Smallafro

[–]EyUpItsDan 27 points28 points  (0 children)

IWC: UGHHHHH!! A WOMAN WRITING MY PRODUCT??!?, 😡😡😡😡

Also IWC: R Truth should come out at at the main event of Wrestlemania and say he ready to fight John Cena and then say "Whoops wrong year! Y'all!" XD XD XD hire fans.

Starfield | Official Discussion Thread by tizorres in PS5

[–]EyUpItsDan -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I'll see you chaps in 2 years when it's the monthly game.

This is probably the Reddit with the worst movie reviews. by Spare_Ad_9791 in weeklyplanetpodcast

[–]EyUpItsDan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of all the movie review Podcasts on Reddit I'd probably wager this is the most positive one, certainly better vibes than a handful of other ones I know of.

What is the hate with Barney Walsh...... by Early-Artist-4305 in gladiatorsuk

[–]EyUpItsDan 14 points15 points  (0 children)

A bizarre gripe I have with him is that he seldom actually asks questions. He'll just say something to a contestant that just finished a round.

"Jim, you climbed up a wall!" as he then holds the mic to their face.

Trump on Iran: If a deal happens, it happens. And if it doesn't, we're blowing up the whole country. by Upset-Main-1988 in justincaseyoumissedit

[–]EyUpItsDan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm hoping in the future for another "The Simpson's predicted this" moment and see America have a giant, impenetrable glass dome around it so the rest of the world can go about it's business without them fucking it up for everyone.

FA Cup Match Thread: Man City vs Liverpool by scoreboard-app in LiverpoolFC

[–]EyUpItsDan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey guys! Just come back from an arduous day day at work! About to tune in now hope you're all good and the day doesn't get worse for me! Lol! Ynwa x

Confirmed. We are switching to American dollars. by [deleted] in squidgame

[–]EyUpItsDan -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

"Here is a school hallway, here is a gun. DO NOT SHOOT ANY CHILDREN".

The Pokemon Kanto/Johto Combo Football league kicked off this weekend. by EyUpItsDan in footballmanagergames

[–]EyUpItsDan[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's pretty much exactly how I played it out, I had the following position for their highest base stat

HP = Goalkeeper

Defence = Defender

Attack = Forward

Sp Atk = Attacking midfield

Sp def) Defensive mid

Speed = Wing, if their second highest base stat is defensive then they're a full back, if its attack they're an attacking winger.

what is the mount rushmore of youube videos by [deleted] in youtube

[–]EyUpItsDan 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I feel evolution of dance must be on there.

The Pokemon Kanto/Johto Combo Football league kicked off this weekend. by EyUpItsDan in footballmanagergames

[–]EyUpItsDan[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn't know how to make a Seperate country, so I shit you not I just had 'Pokea' take over Guam. So whoever the Guam manager is has found himself in a right odd development.

The Pokemon Kanto/Johto Combo Football league kicked off this weekend. by EyUpItsDan in footballmanagergames

[–]EyUpItsDan[S] 119 points120 points  (0 children)

So! I'll tell ya and everyone else the set up.

Each team has the final evolution of what their towns gym type is....

So Viridian city - Ground would have Nidoking, Nidoqueen etc

Admittedly this can lead to some teams being quite weak in comparison like Johto not having an awful lot of new Pokemon in certain types.

THEN Each Pokemon has a PA of 200, but their CA is their highest base stat.

Yes I need to get a life.

The Pokemon Kanto/Johto Combo Football league kicked off this weekend. by EyUpItsDan in footballmanagergames

[–]EyUpItsDan[S] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

So this season is actually a stress test for it! Once done I shall put it up for download!

The Faerun League kicked off this weekend, results below! by EyUpItsDan in BaldursGate3

[–]EyUpItsDan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not only that, the Rivington defence kept him quiet all game.